Ahem!

[rumandsparrows]

*wanders out into the open and clears his throat dramatically and speaks with the usual vaguely half-drunken hand motions

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[mighty_irken]

*cautiously... very cautiously... moves towards this... "alcohol"...*

*....sniffs it....* UGH!

*..... sips....*

AAAAAAAAGH! AGH AGH AGH AAAAAAAAGH! IT BUUURNS!!! AGH IT BURNS! AAAAAAHHHHGGGGHH HOW CAN THEY... AGH... POSSIBLY DRINK... AAAHHHH! AHHHHH!! *general flailings and histrionics!* AAAHHH!

[rumandsparrows]

*looks amused and drinks quite heavily as he watches the flailing*

[mighty_irken]

*splutters, shakes* you may have think you have won... this time greasy dreadlocked one... with your... rum... but I will learn the secrets of this... alcohol... and when I do...

[paranormaldib]

. . . you all know he's an alien, right? Just look at him! *glares at Zim*

[mighty_irken]

*very weakly attempts to stand* You speak.... craziness... earthstink... *splutter, forced smile* ...this foul earth poison is.... deeleeshious!