I am so sorry that I cannot stay longer at the moment.

And... I don't really want to say why.

If you really want to know...

But don't let Hermione look at this.

Congratulations, dear!

*brave smile*

*runs away*

Greetings.

My name is Éomer Éadig, son of Éomund. I was the Third Marshal of the Mark. Upon the death of my uncle, Théoden, I became the eighteenth king of Rohan.

My story is found in the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

*clutches bucket ( Read more... )

What strange and interesting contraptions this modern world has created.

Due to the egging on of a curious typist, I have recently discovered this personality test and have been told that I am an "ESFP". It's a slightly disturbingly accurate assessment, really. Good lord, you answer a few questions and suddenly they can probe inside your mind, can ( Read more... )

I still crave coca-cola.

And you don't want to know about other side effects of pregnancy...

Typist: No, you really don't want to know.

Good evening. I am Jean-Claude, Master of the City of St. Louis. For those of you that have not heard of me, my "story" has been told by the authoress Mme. Laurell K. Hamilton in a novel series called "Anita Blake, Vampire Hunter".

Ah, Anita, ma petit... she has been scorning me so for some time now, but that is another matter entirely. I have ( Read more... )

Greetings. I am Katarina the Cursed. I am kept in my prison of a house by my foul ass of a father with my sniveling wench of a sister, Bianca. If you take me for a fool or attempt to woo me or trick me, or I will throw a chair at you.

We’sss here, preciousss!

Smeagol isss here.

And Gollum is here, too. Gollum. Gollum.

No! Bad Gollum! Nasty Gollum! Go away and leave us alone!

Never, preciousss.Don’t listen to him! Smeagol is nice! Smeagol likes yousss. Smeagol’s master is not here, is he? We likesss Master. Nice Master. But that fat hobbit is here. Stupid fat hobbit. He doesn ( Read more... )

Greetings, I am Haldir of Lorien, from The Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien. I would just like to point out that I was not killed at the battle of Helm's Deep. I wasn't even at Helm's Deep. We had our own battles to fight. I do look forward to meeting all of you.

Mun: And if anyone playing a Tolkien character could point me in the ( Read more... )

Everyone in this community had better bloody well "friend" me (as they oddly put it here) RIGHT NOW - even if you are not my "friend" and of course none of you are, no matter what you may think.

I do need to keep an eye on you all somehow in one convenient location and make sure you are not talking about me behind my back.If you don't do this I ( Read more... )