Precioussssss!

[wewantsprecious]

We’sss here, preciousss!

Smeagol isss here.

And Gollum is here, too. Gollum. Gollum.

No! Bad Gollum! Nasty Gollum! Go away and leave us alone!

Never, preciousss.Don’t listen to him! Smeagol is nice! Smeagol likes yousss. Smeagol’s master is not here, is he? We likesss Master. Nice Master. But that fat hobbit is here. Stupid fat hobbit. He doesn

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[mostgiftedwitch]

Hmm... you don't look anything like a gollem... are you sure that's what you are? And... exactly how many are there of you? George and Fred share a journal, is yours the same?

Regardless... I'm Hermione Granger, Gryffindor prefect at Hogwarts and... a witch.

Typist: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *shrieks with laughter*

[lothyelbenstern]

*coughs*

Disgusting Delighted to meet you... I think.

*backs off warily, reaches for her husband*

[wewantsprecious]

You'sss pretty too!

Smeagol likesss pretty...

Typist: Er...my lady? I would run away. Now

[pemberley_pimp]

...

You are the oddest person...hobbit...thing to have joined this community yet.

[preparetodie]

*draws sword*

I do not like the looks of you, Señor ... er. You are a ... man, are you not?

Typist: From what I know, yes - you are welcome to have more than one puppet. Otherwise, I'd be in trouble. XD

[wewantsprecious]

*sees sword*

ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

They hurtssss usss!

See? What did Gollum tell you? Nasty humans...nasty, terrible humans...

We'ss did not ask you, Gollum!

*is curled up in corner*

Typist: *glares angrily at Señor Mantoya* Now look what you did! It'll be days before he's back to normal!

Actually, perhaps that is not such a bad thing...

And er...thank you for the reassurance!

[preparetodie]

.....

*sheathes his sword, stepping away carefully*

[thanitohercules]

OOC: *FANGIRLS LIKE MAD*