Precioussssss!
We’sss here, preciousss!
Smeagol isss here.
And Gollum is here, too. Gollum. Gollum.
No! Bad Gollum! Nasty Gollum! Go away and leave us alone!
Never, preciousss.
Don’t listen to him! Smeagol is nice! Smeagol likes yousss. Smeagol’s master is not here, is he? We likesss Master. Nice Master. But that fat hobbit is here. Stupid fat hobbit. He doesn’t like Smeagol.
We lost our preciousss again. Shiny, pretty preciousss. Gone. We wants another precious, yes we doess. *hopeful look*
Typist: Erm...just a small question, because I’m still sort of new here - No one minds me having more than one puppet, do you?
You meansss the pretty elvish lady? We likesss her...
Typist: Yes I mean no! No! Nooooo! You stay away from her, you hear? Stay away!
(Suspicious silence)
Typist: Uh oh...This can’t be good, can it?...erm...Help?
Smeagol isss here.
And Gollum is here, too. Gollum. Gollum.
No! Bad Gollum! Nasty Gollum! Go away and leave us alone!
Never, preciousss.
Don’t listen to him! Smeagol is nice! Smeagol likes yousss. Smeagol’s master is not here, is he? We likesss Master. Nice Master. But that fat hobbit is here. Stupid fat hobbit. He doesn’t like Smeagol.
We lost our preciousss again. Shiny, pretty preciousss. Gone. We wants another precious, yes we doess. *hopeful look*
Typist: Erm...just a small question, because I’m still sort of new here - No one minds me having more than one puppet, do you?
You meansss the pretty elvish lady? We likesss her...
Typist: Yes I mean no! No! Nooooo! You stay away from her, you hear? Stay away!
(Suspicious silence)
Typist: Uh oh...This can’t be good, can it?...erm...Help?