Listen up!

[dracoslytherin]

Everyone in this community had better bloody well "friend" me (as they oddly put it here) RIGHT NOW - even if you are not my "friend" and of course none of you are, no matter what you may think.

I do need to keep an eye on you all somehow in one convenient location and make sure you are not talking about me behind my back.If you don't do this I

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[cannon_fanatic]

Merlin, you serious? Dunno if I can handle having your name popping up any more than it does.

[dracoslytherin]

You'll do as I tell you, you Weasel git.

[cannon_fanatic]

I've added you, Ferret, but not because you told me to.

[dracoslytherin]

Do not dare to call me that name again, Weasley. Or you - and your little Mudblood girlfriend - will pay for it.

[merrys_girl]

Well, I'm not quite sure what "Friending" means, and my typist is not being very forthcoming with the answer. Although she is, as she puts it, "puddling" at the sight of you with long hair. Once I have figured out what I'm doing, however, I will proceed with "Friending" you.

Or not, as the case may be. I may do it if I find you entertaining.

[dracoslytherin]

Again I must say I am not here for you or anyone else's personal entertainment!

[merrys_girl]

Oh? Well, you seem good at making yourself a laughingstock with that attitude and swagger. C'mon, swagger for us, little cock-a-whoop!

Typist: Oh God. We have a 3'2" Hobbit goading a Slytherin...Eru have mercy on us all!

[cannon_fanatic]

Typist: *cracks up*

[snake_puppy]

...Malfoy, what are you on? There's no way I'm listening to you any more than I have to.

[dracoslytherin]

You had better watch what you say to me, Bulstrode.

[snake_puppy]

Or what, Malfoy? I could hex you faster then you could hex me, and I could pound you quicker than you could say 'ouch'.

[dracoslytherin]

Oh, yes, you would be the type to use a low form of muggle fighting...

[tie_the_nott]

I'll "friend" you if for no reason other than to avoid the complaints that would doubtlessly follow a refusal to do so.

[dracoslytherin]

Sometimes you are smarter than you look.

[tie_the_nott]

So it would seem. If only I could say the same for you.

[lawyer_boy]

[de-Mariuses] GAH PotC reference!!!! *flails* [Mariuses]

[pemberley_pimp]

Sadly, and with much regret, I friend no one least of all the school bully of this "magical" school somewhere in the wilds of Scottland.

[dracoslytherin]

Then you will likely miss out on all the brilliant things I will have to say. Your loss then.

[pemberley_pimp]

I'm sure, Mr. Malfoy, I'm sure.