Hello. My name is Ariadne. I... well I was a princess; I guess I'm probably not anymore. It was nice while it lasted. Along with everything else that was ever nice in my life, though, it didn't last long. Eheu... (My typist can't speak Greek, and for some reason assumes that Latin will do. It will not.)
...Oh gods, there are gods here! *
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I'm really really sorry if anything I said sounded remotely like hubris and/or blasphemy...
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typist - fangirl squee
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Though, unfortunately, in my experience at least, we humans really don't stand a chance against divine forces...
typist: yay ^_^ greek mythology luff!
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Ummm... I (really) don't mean to bother you or anything, but since I can talk to you here like this... About this Theseus. (Tall, handsome, blond, what you might call "hero" material I suppose-- do you know him at all?) If he's happy and I am yet unavenged, and obviously if you're not too busy, would you please consider sending lots of pain and suffering his way? He really, REALLY deserves it.
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Funny thing 'bout that, babe-- this mortal chick seems to be snickering, too. Well, whatever. Since you don't seem to know it, I'm Dionysus, god of wine and other cool stuff, and all around hunk of a guy.
*offers wine* I get the feelin' I'm gonna like you.
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I apologise for my ignorance, sir... I'm afraid I didn't attend many parties at my father's court; the occasion was generally the joyous throwing of people to the Minotaur.
I'm not entirely sure I appreciate your familiar tone... I am/was royalty, you know. Then again, I suppose you are a god. Albeit a male one. So, um. I hope very much that - Well. Anyway. I mean no disrespect; I'm just a little confused.
*takes a small glass of wine* Thank you.
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Oh, well, don't worry about it. Though I'd be more worried 'bout you missing out on all those parties. And a Minotaur? Sounds awesome.
I'm a god, babe. I'm royalty, too. My Pop? Is the king of all the gods, so that makes me, like, a prince or something. *grins* I'm not offended, but y'know, I'm thinking-- you really missed out on all those shindigs of your daddy's.
I'm gonna throw a party, missy, just for you.
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The Minotaur thing... it got old, I guess. Do you have any idea just how many unsullied Athenian youths it needed to eat? Ugh.
So, um, alright, a party... Who's invited? I can think of certain people I do NOT want on the guest list.
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However, I would like to point out that actually I am not "your dear".
...You're not a god or anything similar are you?
Oh, this is confusing. Sorry. Hello.
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Oh, dear, er, sorry, I - well. All right, then.
...*shifty eyes* Not...precisely a god, no. Nor a God, for that matter. As for similar, well, ah... well. I am an angel, where does that fall?
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"Angel"? Hm. I'm getting my typist to do some research for me. Still, I don't suppose it matters all that much.
Typist: ...where do angels fall...? Heee!
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