merry christmas mom and dad

[02:42] hi
[02:42] hilly iren';ml; my hea you have
[02:42] no face
[02:42] for th record
[02:42] you are just
[02:42] a jason
[02:42] a json
[02:42] with
[02:42] boobs
[02:42] it is strange
[02:42] 'but not bad

I asked for clarification:

[02:55] wait
[02:55] I have no face and I'm a Jason with boobs?
[02:55] oh
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Last night, or okay, this morning, I finished reading a small collection of short stories, Ghost Stories of Antiquity, by M.R. James. These were stories written in 1904, and are therefore fairly old-fashioned, generally concerning scholars traveling to ominous places with ominous people and undergoing ominous events. Nearly all of the stories also ( Read more... )

Finally got around to reading From Hell, and even more interesting to me than the story were Alan Moore's chapter annotations -- full of citations, justifications, interesting references, and the occasional deadpan remark (he said, in reference to the fact that Neil Gaiman had passed on some old-timey dirty slang, that Gaiman had a filthy mouth in ( Read more... )

... as if you wouldn't be able to tell about five words in.The thing I hate most about Joe Hill is that he's cleverer than I am, and therefore has things in his head that are better than the things in my head, so what I need to do is fashion a key of some kind, very sharp, and jam it into his neck, just below the base of his skull, and twist it ( Read more... )

Mom, I promise if you don't hover behind me in the kitchen watching me choose everything I eat with eagle eyes, I won't actually pick up a stick of butter, roll it in sugar and flour, and deep fry it. I'll probably just make a fucking ham and cheese sandwich like I just did. Calm the fuck down.

The books were from my brother, who called last night like >_> and then asked me what Gunnerkrigg Court was. He also told me he's seen job postings in Dallas for librarian managers starting at like 40,000+ whaaaaat brb reconsidering journalism. No just kidding I'm never moving to fucking Texas ( Read more... )

Did one of you yahoos get my real name and find my Amazon wishlist and send me something /STARES

........ well thank you for the books if you did :3

We have to write about the revisions we made and our writing process and shit like that. This is my last paragraph: To say I'm interested in publishing is loosely true. Writing is the only thing I can do, so I better give it a shot. If I could do anything else — if I could give a shit about anything else — I would. But I don't give a shit about ( Read more... )

My first lucid dream in a while. I'm not sure what tipped me off to it being a dream, the strange "joke" scenario that I can't explain or the fact I was there/not there in a scene where I didn't belong. But in any case, I opened a microwave and found some nachos and started eating them, and somewhere along the line I realized I was dreaming and ( Read more... )