Comments | darkest0knight: [Voice Post]

darkest0knight

[Voice Post]

Oct 13, 2007 11:06

So. There's a dead baby in Xanadu. Beneath those bushes with the little yellow flowers.

And it's...missing a foot. And I don't really know who I'm supposed to report this to, because there's no police and no Vicki and no Mike Celluci and I never thought there'd be a day when I'd be really feeling the lack of fucking Mike Celluci, let me tell you ( Read more... )

moping, at least it's not on fire, dead baby, calling card day, did i mention the dead baby?, curse-day, brandy makes it better

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finalheaven19 October 13 2007, 15:31:35 UTC

Are you sure you want another?

[Tifa's bar serves alcohol mid-morning, is it okay if she jumps in? If it's not, I'll delete this. :3]

darkest0knight October 13 2007, 15:35:14 UTC

Oh I'm pretty sure. Maybe even two.

[ooc: go right ahead. :)]

finalheaven19 October 14 2007, 00:45:57 UTC

*she sets out the drink for him and takes back the empty glass, smiling faintly*

Looks serious.

darkest0knight October 14 2007, 01:59:26 UTC

Serious? Maybe. I dunno.

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dark_butler October 13 2007, 15:34:34 UTC

Where is Lee?

darkest0knight October 13 2007, 15:36:45 UTC

I dunno. Out riding the Corinthian? Oops. I mean, out riding with the Corinthian.

Hi Walter. Did you want a dead baby?

dark_butler October 13 2007, 15:38:27 UTC

No, thank you. There is a surfeit of bodies and parts around the City today.

Where are you?

darkest0knight October 13 2007, 15:41:22 UTC

A bar. I said that, didn't I? I think I said it.

Not Xanadu. I left there. It was cold without my jacket.

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reaping_havoc October 13 2007, 15:40:41 UTC

Jesus fucking christ. Someone out there is a sick fuck.

darkest0knight October 13 2007, 15:43:59 UTC

Thanks George, I think I figured that out a few days ago when I woke up in a cage.

Do reapers do anything with bodies or is that someone else's depar...dept...thing?

reaping_havoc October 13 2007, 15:49:02 UTC

We do souls, not bodies. Taking souls after a body's dead would lead to a shitload of complications.

Shit. Whole mess of things washed up on the beach this morning.

darkest0knight October 13 2007, 15:50:52 UTC

I really don't wanna know what washed up on the beach George.

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ohrosalita October 13 2007, 15:44:19 UTC

And you just left it there?

dark_butler October 13 2007, 15:48:20 UTC

Crime scene. Moving the body would destroy the evidence. Some people are going to be put intelligence over sentiment and then go pickle their livers.

ohrosalita October 13 2007, 15:56:54 UTC

That would be all very well if somebody was actually going to investigate. The last I saw the only crime squad this city has is a bunch of disparate if well meaning fables, half of them from last century, and there are bodies laying around all over the city. Forgive me if I don't think there's any point holding out for forensic science to save us.

dark_butler October 13 2007, 15:59:42 UTC

Forgive you? Why should I forgive a woman who decides to leap in and berate someone who is traumatized? The baby, dear woman, is dead. Taking it to the hospital will do nothing.

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thunderwitch October 13 2007, 15:57:17 UTC

Darling, drinking so early in the morning?

darkest0knight October 13 2007, 16:02:27 UTC

Seemed the thing to do.

thunderwitch October 13 2007, 16:03:23 UTC

You just know you'll regret it later~

And it tastes foul.

darkest0knight October 13 2007, 16:05:24 UTC

Maybe. It burns.

They say the brown stuff is supposed to make you feel warmer. How many does it take, d'you think?

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