[Voice Post]

[darkest0knight]

So.  There's a dead baby in Xanadu.  Beneath those bushes with the little yellow flowers.

And it's...missing a foot.  And I don't really know who I'm supposed to report this to, because there's no police and no Vicki and no Mike Celluci and I never thought there'd be a day when I'd be really feeling the lack of fucking Mike Celluci, let me tell you

Comments

[finalheaven19]

Are you sure you want another?

[Tifa's bar serves alcohol mid-morning, is it okay if she jumps in? If it's not, I'll delete this. :3]

[darkest0knight]

Oh I'm pretty sure. Maybe even two.

[ooc: go right ahead. :)]

[finalheaven19]

*she sets out the drink for him and takes back the empty glass, smiling faintly*

Looks serious.

[darkest0knight]

Serious? Maybe. I dunno.

[lyra_of_dust]

...

Tifa... Why's all this stuff happening?

[finalheaven19]

Stay in Seventh Heaven for the time being, okay, Lyra? I don't know why either, but the deities' jokes are getting a lot worse.