It's been a good run, but it's time to move on. Thanks for playing or reading.

It's not so easy to sit on your arses when the Nazis show you what they're really doing, is it? When it's dressed up as just being caught in a place you can't leave, but where you can have almost anything you want, it's not so bad. There's no war, there's nothing to be afraid of but each other ( Read more... )

Alucard, why are the cupboards stocked? Don't tell me we're taking in some waif off the street and you're going to tell me to keep my teeth to myself.

[ooc: Road not taken vampire!Walter. Hullo.]

You have got to be having me on. Schools? Final exams? Uniform codes?

Are you all bloody stupid?

Alucard, if you show up in a school uniform of either gender I am putting you out of my misery.

I had a dream about opening a drawer in my workshop and having syrup pour out of it and flood the room until I drowned in syrup, and now I can't help but write it down. What utter bollocks.

Syrup. I don't even like syrup, thin flavorless stuff. If I have to drown in something like that, let it be honey ( Read more... )

Come back in March.

More hallucinations. Right. I'm starting to find them dull.

Rather Ineptly Filtered Away from Girlycard
Shopping List:
Garlic
Holy Water
Blessed Wafers
Wild Roses
Oil of Wild Rose
Silver (bullets, powder, chains, &c.)
Clergy (not to bring home, obviously)
Varnish stripper
Varnish
Bandages
Hawthorne wood

Not funny! Not funny, not funny, not bloody funny!

I told you there were more drugs in the beer. I told you.

[ooc: Cursed and convinced that it's the beer's fault.]

[A lighter flick and the sound of a blissful inhalation ( Read more... )

Does anyone here know anything about candymaking?

Don't ask why, it's bad enough I have to hear it from him.