[Voice Post]

[darkest0knight]

So.  There's a dead baby in Xanadu.  Beneath those bushes with the little yellow flowers.

And it's...missing a foot.  And I don't really know who I'm supposed to report this to, because there's no police and no Vicki and no Mike Celluci and I never thought there'd be a day when I'd be really feeling the lack of fucking Mike Celluci, let me tell you

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[thunderwitch]

Darling, drinking so early in the morning?

[darkest0knight]

Seemed the thing to do.

[thunderwitch]

You just know you'll regret it later~

And it tastes foul.

[darkest0knight]

Maybe. It burns.

They say the brown stuff is supposed to make you feel warmer. How many does it take, d'you think?

[thunderwitch]

... I'm coming to fetch you.

[darkest0knight]

There's lots of chairs. Walter said he was coming too, but I don't think he drinks.

[thunderwitch]

... Nevermind, then.

Not coming.

[darkest0knight]

Okay. You don't like drinking either. Unless it's hot chocolate. Did you find the hot chocolate?

[thunderwitch]

It's not the drinking.

I don't like Walter.

[darkest0knight]

I forgot. Why don't you like Walter? I like Walter.

[thunderwitch]

Because Walter wants to kill me?

I figure that's a good reason to not like someone.

[darkest0knight]

Walter won't kill you. You're my friend.

[thunderwitch]

Ahaaaaa, I doubt it~

At least, I doubt he'd not try. Walter just doesn't seem to like me much.

[darkest0knight]

I like you. When you aren't being horrible. You saved me from the shadow dogs.

[thunderwitch]

And I killed Walter's whore of a friend~

[darkest0knight]

That's being horrible. I don't like you then. You make it hard to like you then, Cirucci.