[Voice Post]

Oct 13, 2007 11:06

So.  There's a dead baby in Xanadu.  Beneath those bushes with the little yellow flowers.

And it's...missing a foot.  And I don't really know who I'm supposed to report this to, because there's no police and no Vicki and no Mike Celluci and I never thought there'd be a day when I'd be really feeling the lack of fucking Mike Celluci, let me tell you ( Read more... )

moping, at least it's not on fire, dead baby, calling card day, did i mention the dead baby?, curse-day, brandy makes it better

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dark_butler October 13 2007, 15:34:34 UTC
Where is Lee?

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darkest0knight October 13 2007, 15:36:45 UTC
I dunno. Out riding the Corinthian? Oops. I mean, out riding with the Corinthian.

Hi Walter. Did you want a dead baby?

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dark_butler October 13 2007, 15:38:27 UTC
No, thank you. There is a surfeit of bodies and parts around the City today.

Where are you?

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darkest0knight October 13 2007, 15:41:22 UTC
A bar. I said that, didn't I? I think I said it.

Not Xanadu. I left there. It was cold without my jacket.

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dark_butler October 13 2007, 15:42:50 UTC
The City has many bars. Which bar.

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darkest0knight October 13 2007, 15:46:47 UTC
...It's a nice bar? It was the one that was open.

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dark_butler October 13 2007, 15:49:03 UTC
Tony, you should not be out getting drunk alone. I want to come keep you company.

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darkest0knight October 13 2007, 15:53:18 UTC
Sure Walter, you can come. There's a whole lot of empty chairs.

I thought you could only drink blood though.

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dark_butler October 13 2007, 15:56:57 UTC
Look around for a name printed on a napkin or matchbook or stenciled on the mirror behind the bar.

You'll laugh.

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darkest0knight October 13 2007, 16:01:56 UTC
Um. The bartender's name tag says "Tifa". Weird name.

Will I? That sounds nice. Could use a laugh.

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dark_butler October 13 2007, 16:05:06 UTC
Right. Tifa. I recognize the name from the network. I'll be there shortly.

This is unrelated to the laugh, but be aware that this is a curse. Sabine is asking the other gods to end it early.

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darkest0knight October 13 2007, 16:09:54 UTC
So I don't have to go get the baby?

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dark_butler October 13 2007, 16:11:49 UTC
No, you don't have to go get the baby. That woman is a well-meaning fool.

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darkest0knight October 13 2007, 16:19:22 UTC
She wants to know where it is. I left my jacket.

It's skin was all blue.

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dark_butler October 13 2007, 16:22:04 UTC
You aren't going to want that jacket after this. I'll bring you a new one. My prerogative as your employer.

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darkest0knight October 13 2007, 16:28:45 UTC
S'nice of you. Lee needs a new jacket. His moto..mor...the one has has isn't warm enough.

He won't wear a scarf. What kind of guy from the Yukon has a thing against scarves?

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