( Private to Olimar )

This must be some kind of a mistake!!  I'm a very important businessman!!  I can't be a janitor!!  I hire other people to do this stuff!!  I don't know anything about cleaning!!

What kind of enormous dolt came up with this ridiculous idea?!

( Private to Olimar, Hackable. )

The carnival certainly was fascinating.  I had quite a fun time while I was there!

Though... has anyone seen Olimar recently?  A strange event occured while I was speaking to him at the carnival.  I believe that he has been... kidnapped.   By ninjas.

Ah, this planet seems so peaceful now.  Not at all like my last visit here.  It was a struggle just to survive!  Vicious creatures, everywhere!  Why, I bet if it weren't for the Pikmin, I wouldn't be here talking right now.  Though, I wonder what ever happened to them.  They were quite good workers, I'm sure I could still get plenty of use out of ( Read more... )

[Private to Olimar]
Olimar, I've got some plans for today's Business class, but I need someone else helping out.  Would you mind stopping over and helping out?

Ah, that cruise was quite nice, wasn't it?  Yes, very relaxing.

But now, down to business, quite literally!  Your first Business class will be on Thursday!  I hope to see you all there! 

Dear, oh dear. I can hardly believe I've had to resort to this to make ends meet now.

Anyway, my name is Mr. President. I'm the President of Hocotate Freight, a deep space, long haul shipping company! Perhaps you've heard of it? Or of me, from some of my ex-employees, Olimar and Louie? I'm going to be your new Business teacher! I'll teach you ( Read more... )