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[da_president]

The carnival certainly was fascinating.  I had quite a fun time while I was there!

Though... has anyone seen Olimar recently?  A strange event occured while I was speaking to him at the carnival.  I believe that he has been... kidnapped.   By ninjas.

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[pedaltothemetal]

...Kidnapped!?

[pedaltothemetal]

By ninjas!?

[blondprodigy]

Are you a bad enough dude to rescue him, Mr. Falcon?

[pedaltothemetal]

I hope that's a rhetorical question.

*Go home, Junior*

[bowser_junior]

...

Cooooool. Is Mr. O some kinda secret agent or something? That always happens to secret agents in the movies!

*Stay Junior*

[leadthemalong]

Hahahah, if only...

This life under Smash Academy has more than plenty of commotion and action.

Well, for overworked weary me that is!

[icequeen_aran]

Kidnapped... by ninjas?

You're kidding. I hope you're kidding.

[leadthemalong]

Oh, he's not kidding. I really was captured by... ninjas. Please, there's no need to worry! Really now... hahaha!

[icequeen_aran]

As long as you're alright and they didn't hurt you...

*she may or may not regret asking this*

...Why were you kidnapped by ninjas?

[leadthemalong]

It was a practical joke! Yes, a callous yet harmless tick!

[Private]

I'm lying, they belong to Goroh. He told me that they though I need of 'rescuing' from... an arduous conversation with the President. He may have worn down my last nerves, but I could have handled it just fine on my own!

[king_of_bugs]

*What in the world?*

I-I

...

Senpai...

[leadthemalong]

No! I'm here, and I'm quite safe!

[king_of_bugs]

... Oh.

*And that's all he says, but trust me, Ollie, there is a lot of relief in his 'oh'.*

[leadthemalong]

I'm terribly sorry! I should have explained this earlier!

[leadthemalong]

Oh!

I'm fine, Sir! Now how do I explain? Regardless of how serious I may take it, Goroh seems eager to keep this 'calling' a secret...

Nothing more than a practical joke pulled on me... While very worrisome and offensive, it was meant to be innocuous! Yes, no apprehension was ever intended!

I apologize for not bringing this up to you! Hmm... how careless on my half, everyone else must have been so worried.

[pedaltothemetal]

You were kidnapped by ninjas!?

Private, unhackable

[leadthemalong]

They were associates of Goroh. He claimed there was no order to seize me away, but to be honest... I don't buy it. He's made tireless and obdurate efforts to convince me to accept his personal training. I can stand up on my own two feet! So... we just idled and made conversation on the Ferris wheel until my family came into view.

Re: Private, unhackable

[pedaltothemetal]

...REALLY.