NOTE: As of September 2011 Smash Academy has become a community game, therefore all of Samus' continued network entries can be found here.

( ''Spread your wings and fly away'' )

( [Gggggggay narration] )

( [Private; accidentally hackable for like 5 minutes before she fixes it. GOSH I HOPE NO ONE SAW THAT.] )

[Sometime later on Sunday, another space ship falls out of the sky and lands in the parking lot. Except this one is not nearly as big and does not look anything remotely like a space dong. It looks more like an orange... helmet? A lady steps out, grumbling to herself, donned in some kind of army or military attire ( Read more... )

( [Private to one (1) Kyle Hyde; unhackable except for perhaps over the shoulder Falcons] )

( [Gunship log [audio recording]; unhackable] )

[Samus is admittedly not feeling a whole lot of Christmas Cheer this year and many people are getting a bottle of space booze as a result. Said booze contains a bright neon blue liquid and looks like something you probably should not drink. It tastes like something you should probably not drink rapidly. Unless you are man enough.]

( Presents from Samus, to: (Jeff, Ghor, Char, Surge, Kyle, Leon, Lighter, Snake, Weavile, Bowser, Kamek, Giovanni, Falcon's Mom, Falcon) )

( [Private; unhackable] )

( [Private to Falcon; unhackable] )