Xmas Presents from Samus 2010 [action]

[icequeen_aran]

[Samus is admittedly not feeling a whole lot of Christmas Cheer this year and many people are getting a bottle of space booze as a result. Said booze contains a bright neon blue liquid and looks like something you probably should not drink. It tastes like something you should probably not drink rapidly. Unless you are man enough.]

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CHRISTMAS

[pedaltothemetal]

[Falcon returns on the 25th just like he promised, even if it's a little late on the 25th. He has flowers and presents in hand but sets them down on the table when he sees Samus on the couch. After he determines that she is, indeed, asleep and not dead, he moves on to make sure none of the firehouse has suffered mishap. BUT NO MISHAP. Just some Christmas lights and post-its everywhere what is.

So of course he follows them along, clutching the very cheesy note, all the way up to the roof where he finds his DREAM COME TRUE. But what is a hot tub without someone to share it with, so back downstairs he goes, where he eats all of the candy and cookies. ALL OF IT.

And gingerly removes the bottle of space booze from the sleeping bounty hunter's hand, sets it down on his fancy new endtable, sits down in front of the couch, and strokes Samus' hair like the total creep he is.]

[icequeen_aran]

[Normally she is a light sleeper but the booze worked it's magic and she does not stir for a few moments or hear him EATING EVERYTHING or the acquiring of the fancy new end table. She is just having the best dream it's like someone was petting her head and everything was nice and warm and smelled like Falcon and... oh...

Nope she was not drooling, she was totally cool and totally throws her arms around him and squeezes him tight.]

I missed you.

[pedaltothemetal]

[Oh good she is awake and not dead. He sees no reason to stop stroking her hair but now that there is room on the couch he's going to join her.]

Sorry I'm late.

Are you okay?

[Because returning to the firehouse and finding her passed out drunk on Christmas is a little disconcerting.]

[icequeen_aran]

Yeah, I'm fine. [No it's totally normal. She shuffles around on the couch so there is even more room for him and slowly becomes aware of the fact she fell asleep waiting for him, oops.] How are you? Are you okay?

[tank_rockarms]

::if you'd tell Max, he could let you exchange them for the lady-type types if you preferred that kind::

[icequeen_aran]

[What if... she likes the non-lady-type more...]

[tank_rockarms]

::I'm sorry but if you're trying to out-man Max, you've got a long way to go.::

[ihateplumbers]

::He just wishes he could see the look on your face as you open up the cabinet and reach for a mug and you pull out a Faberge egg instead::

[things_go_boom]

Tiny camera? Magic mirror?

[icequeen_aran]

[Here's a hint.]

[ihateplumbers]

::I should have had Kamek cast a spell on it so that it can't be thrown away. Like it reappears every morning or something.::

::Maybe I can have him teleport into your kitchen and do that.::

[blazinglizard]

[Hooray! A flame-based source of light! How did he ever cope without one? And then he tried to light the wrong end

The bee thing was not lost on him, though. Clever. Brace yourself for cracks about candlelit dinners, Biomech.]

[icequeen_aran]

[YOU ARE SO DELUSIONAL.]

[breaks_ground]

[...what is this he doesn't even?????]

[icequeen_aran]

[So mysterious.]