...due to transdimensional flux [audio/action]

[icequeen_aran]

[Sometime later on Sunday, another space ship falls out of the sky and lands in the parking lot. Except this one is not nearly as big and does not look anything remotely like a space dong. It looks more like an orange... helmet? A lady steps out, grumbling to herself, donned in some kind of army or military attire

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[ACTION]

[colonel_falcon]

[Oh hey, guess who's still out in the parking lot, taking up all the space and working on fixing his giant space dong?]

He is also dressed in a military uniform that she might recognize and stands on top of his spaceship, watching her come in for a landing with his arms folded.

LIKE A TOTAL DOUCHE.]

Re: [ACTION]

[n_objections]

[Sorry I couldn't see you over your DUMB DONGSHIP. She's tinkering with her communicator device. Eventually she does spot this man and his recognizable attire. She stands at attention but with no other formalities.]

Re: [ACTION]

[colonel_falcon]

[You better start saluting. He's not coming down because he's not sure if you're worth it yet. Instead he is going to stay atop giant space dong and smirk like the troll he is.]

You're late.

Re: [ACTION]

[n_objections]

[Oh god damn it HE'S THE GUY. Her salute is that of crossed arms.]

I'm here, aren't I?

[WHENEVER SAMUS ARRIVES AT. THE DORM.]

[vaporeonshowers]

[There is a girl with jeans and no shirt standing in front of a full-length mirror, picking at stitches on her chest. She doesn't need to worry about decency when she doesn't have a roommate and probably never will! SO SHE THINKS.]

[n_objections]

[So Samus just found her dorm right but the headmasters didn't tell her if she was sharing or not so she's thinking she's going to have the whole thing to herself and LOW AND BEHOLD THERE IS WHEN SHE OPENS THE DOOR...]

...

[Someone indecent!]

[vaporeonshowers]

[OH GOD SOMEONE IS AT THE DOOR IS IT CREEPY NINJA STALKER SHE SURE HOPES SO I MEAN NO GROSS AND... Oh. It's... Some chick. Who could be mistaken for a boy if not for dem boobs.]

Are you lost?

[n_objections]

[It's like she's trying to stick big boobs in a small guy's uniform it DOESN'T QUITE WORK. She turns around really quickly. Make yourself decent, lady.]

No. This is BW-17, right?

[Audio]

[betterthanawiki]

...I think he's taking up a handicapped spot, too.

[Yes he heard that he has SILLY UNNECESSARILY POINTY EARS hearing]

I'm surprised nobody's come up with the idea of keying that ship yet.

Re: [Audio]

[n_objections]

[She subtly glances around wondering if he is really nearby her to of heard that mumbling and grumbling.]

It'd take a pretty big key. Who am I speaking to?

[Audio]

[betterthanawiki]

Never underestimate people with a lot of free time.

You're speaking to one of your new teachers. You may call me Uxie; my species generally doesn't bother with surnames.

[Audio]

[n_objections]

What specie are you? [Come onnnnn Chozo.]

[afrokind]

Orange Star's Lead Sniper and Commanding Officer Lash at your service, Aran! Did someone already fill you in?

[n_objections]

[Oh good someone who speaks her language.] I got my heading and I'm walking there now.

How long have you been here?

[afrokind]

Two years! I know the place inside and out.

...or at least I did until everyone else started to show up.

[n_objections]

A lot of new recruits signing up?

[animu_nerd]

[OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON EVEN.]

Samus?! Since when did you get rehired to work in the Federation? I thought you hated it...

[n_objections]

[WELL. SHE'S NOT TOO FOND OF IT RIGHT NOW BUT wait wait wait a minute...]

Who am I speaking to?

[animu_nerd]

Otacon?

Uhh...we really haven't talked recently much due to...things that have happened but...

[n_objections]

[Oh no. What if. This is someone else from the Federation that she might of talked to once or twice but totally doesn't remember.]

Is everything alright now?