May 26, 2009 03:53
Dear, oh dear. I can hardly believe I've had to resort to this to make ends meet now.
Anyway, my name is Mr. President. I'm the President of Hocotate Freight, a deep space, long haul shipping company! Perhaps you've heard of it? Or of me, from some of my ex-employees, Olimar and Louie? I'm going to be your new Business teacher! I'll teach you everything you need to know on how to successfully start and operate a business!
[Private to Olimar and Louie]
Olimar, Louie, you DOLTS!! How could you both just leave the company like that, to go to school?! Without you, I can barely make ends meet!! Just what were you thinking?! I might have seen this coming from Louie, but you, Olimar? I'd never expect something like this from my highest employee. You practically dropped off the face of Hocotate. Actually, you DID drop off the face of Hocotate!! What do you have to say for yourself?