Wow, work is really boring tonight. The next Zanies show doesn't start for over an hour so Angie and I just sit and try not to fall asleep. Dark chocolate covered espresso beans wouldn't be a good idea if I want to sleep at all tonight ( Read more... )

Sometimes I feel like punching people who say "HEY! I haven't seen you in SO LONG!!! It's great to SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!" Actually, it's just one person that I want to punch when he says that... Seriously, you have my phone number. You know how to find me. It's not like I hide or avoid you. Sometimes I really just want to say "James, look. I really ( Read more... )

I nabbed this quote from Bob Cesca.

"During the last 100 days we have seen an orgy. It would make any local smorgasbord embarrassed. [...] The government spent its wad by April 26." - Michele Bachmann

I <3 Michele Bachmann's delusions. And I also really enjoy double entendres. Kieth and Rachel do it better though ( Read more... )

Hey Bea Arthur fans, long time no post.

wickedchicken and I drove into "The City" (Chicago, natch) for a Dr. Dog show last night. Parking in Chicago is worse than parking at North Central College, so it took nearly an hour to find a spot. Then we ate at the sort of irritating Earwax Cafe. I guess we should have figured an eating establishment named after a ( Read more... )

akdsjfalksjdf alksjdf lkj sdf i am so fucking irritable today.
running out of trileptal while i'm on my period could easily cause some random acts of violence. especially with my co-worker... for fucking fuck's sake she's been on the SAME FUCKING PHONE CALL for FIFTEEN MINUTES!!!!!!! jesus h. christ on a fucking cracker she didn't even SELL ( Read more... )

I'm 28 today ( Read more... )

I stoled (honestly, that's how my assistant manager says "stole") this from terrie. Because work is fucking boring now. Feast or famine! But I'd rather have famine, because then I get paid to fill out pointless surveys.

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I was going to post this on dA since that's where I saw the horribly outdated ad, but I've posted a lot there recently, so instead it goes here ( Read more... )

Johanna has a bag of little plastic animals and one of them is a blue bird. We were playing with the animals one day and I started singing that They Might Be Giants song "Birdhouse in Your Soul" while pretending the blue bird was flying. She then held the collar of her shirt open and gestured that the blue bird should go down her shirt, thereby ( Read more... )

I guess I have a slight case of "winter blues" at the moment. It struck me while driving home from a friend's birthday get together tonight after the district meeting (for my AA district -- I'm a group service rep. for my home group) pretty much out of the blue. I was going along listening to Fleet Foxes (whom I adore completely) and I almost ( Read more... )