I haven't posted in here in over a year, but I do still check my friends page pretty religiously. Don't delete me, or my tears will flow like a river ( Read more... )

Pizza rolls are delicious, but they come at a terrible price...

I just burned the roof of my mouth so bad that it's blistering. Neat!

I'm still eating the pizza rolls though. What did you think I was going to do... not eat them?

What the fuck why am I so stupid?


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I've only been back to good ol' Ball State University for about a week and a half, and I am already gravely pissed off. "Oh Paul, why are you so angry?" you might ask. Well, I'm going to tell you ( Read more... )

The biggest mystery of all is waking up in the morning with one bloody finger.

What the fuck?!

Edit for the HURR HURR PAUL MAYBE U SHOULD STOP FINGERING UR BUTT crowd: I think it was from a nosebleed... Christ, I hope it was a nosebleed. It's just very mysterious. This is like Nancy Drew but with more sodomy overtones (I guess).

( I am a huge nerd. )

the Cutting Edge

(56% dark, 43% spontaneous, 16% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK

Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's ( Read more... )

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( This is basically right, unfortunately. )