Aug 23, 2005 10:13
The biggest mystery of all is waking up in the morning with one bloody finger.
What the fuck?!
Edit for the HURR HURR PAUL MAYBE U SHOULD STOP FINGERING UR BUTT crowd: I think it was from a nosebleed... Christ, I hope it was a nosebleed. It's just very mysterious. This is like Nancy Drew but with more sodomy overtones (I guess).