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[crazygreenjello]

The biggest mystery of all is waking up in the morning with one bloody finger.

What the fuck?!

Edit for the HURR HURR PAUL MAYBE U SHOULD STOP FINGERING UR BUTT crowd: I think it was from a nosebleed... Christ, I hope it was a nosebleed. It's just very mysterious. This is like Nancy Drew but with more sodomy overtones (I guess).

Comments

[starmilk]

ew paul. don't be gross.

[crazygreenjello]

I'm totally serious!!!

I think I might have gotten a nose bleed in my sleep and wiped at it.

[soundtechie121]

Or you were just picking your nose until it bled.

[endlesscolumn]

Maybe you should stop fingering your butt.

[partyduck]

psst.... Paul! why aren't you my friend on facebook anymore!?!?!? half my friends are gone. :(

ps: I put one of your quotes on my profile! :)

[crazygreenjello]

I dunno about the facebook thing... I noticed that you weren't on my list anymore so I re-added you.