The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert

[countingcr0ws]

Title: The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Crack, Masturbation, Some plot if you squint
Warning: Bad writing, Mentions of Yunho having an affair with white chocolate
Summary: Prompt: So we’ve never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so

Comments

[kyouya3]

I love this horny yunjae so much but ur last point totally hit me "1. Adultery is bad, affairs are bad. Do you know the psychological impact of your affair on the people directy and indirectly involved in the original relationship? I have zero respect for adulters and homewreckers." I totally agree w/ u coz I totally know the feels, heck, I even wanna issue death sentence for homewreckers...becoz they screw so many ppl's live *sorry for being emo*

[countingcr0ws]

YES. I AGREE ABOUT THE ADULTERS THING, WTF. SOMETHING ACTUALLY CAME UP IN LIFE WHERE MY UNCLE IS A FUCKING DICK IN THE BAG THAT STICKS HIS DICK INTO FUCKING HOLES AND WHEN I WROTE THAT YUNHO WAS COMMITTING AN AFFAIR WITH WHITE CHOCOLATE I JUST KEPT RETURNING TO IT AND WANTING TO CHANGE IT BUT I COULDN'T, AND I JUST, I DECIDED TO LEAVE IT AND BE A ANNOYING PREACHER. do you know how lost i was when i learnt that???? and it's not even my father, my fuck, my fuck. sorry for being rude, and YOU'RE NOT BEING EMO, BLESS. i'm glad that you agree! i was so rude about it, esp on ao3 where i was so crass and i just felt very concious of putting it there, but my fuck, i swear, the psychological impact of it is cray. i've kinda been a man hater for a while and WHAM, NAIL IN COFFIN. my reaction is in line with documented psychological impacts. this is very serious, i want to chop the dicks off every single guy that dicks about. :/

[kyouya3]

SAME WITH ME!!! I DUNNO HOW TO TRUST MEN EVER AGAIN...The only men I trust are the one in my fantasy...like in fic and stuff...coz I have full control of them XD

I know I'm being hypocrite but whatever, I feel like I'm doomed to be alone for the rest of my life becoz of it and I'm tempted to do psychologically insane stuff sometimes, I have only done it inside my brain though...so far. I dunno how I'll go on and still search way to do it but I won't end my life or do stupid things to hurt myself, I've hurt enough...I might end up hurting others though not THAT I REALLY CARE, esp cursed ppl like home-wrecker n dicked head men...

How perfect the world can be if Hannibal exists and he eats home-wrecker n bastard men (or maybe sometime women)? It will be damn perfect world

[countingcr0ws]

nooooooooooo. noooooo. so i talked to lindabelinda about it and she said that she hates men too but it's okay when they shove their dicks at each other in fics, and that made like 100% sense with me? like that's where you're coming from too, right, omg

[jj_luver]

Love neighbors!yunjae<3<3
That was so hot! 8D
feel sorry for jaejoong tho that was SO embarrassing!! >A< but hey, if getting caught masturbating to yunho is what it takes for them to finally be together, then it worth it!! XDDD

[jj_luver]

Have I mentioned how much I love your writing and plots? Cuz I do<3

[countingcr0ws]

HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT I'M CONCERNED ABOUT YOU?????????? HAAHAHA. i had fun writing this i admit but the ending was so weird and i'll just say that i think that you're probably into delusions like bc that's what i do like them dicking about and being happy instead of this reality where like nobody's talking to each other, wow, rude. so rude, man. /stares at self in the mirror. anyway, yeah. because are you serious (about the plots i do)????????? because i was so concerned about how the prompt was going, like why was it turning into some auditory voyeurism hijinks thing, oh my god. but then yeah. the ending was like my poor attempt at trying to wrestle their dicks out of their hands/ dildos out of their butts. you know some authors always go like i don't know what happened!!! and literally, that is true, like somehow they just kept dicking to each other. /cries in the corner. i was possessed

[jj_luver]

LMAOO
man I'd love to meet you in person, I get the feeling that you talk at the speed of light xD

But seriously tho, I did like the plot! And pretty much every other plot you write :3

[ultamatempa]

uhm, sorry, that adultery comment threw me off for a second since i don't remember seeing adultery in the fic. *am confused* unless you are referring to yunho's affair with white chocolate?

regardless, that was very hot and although their first actual sexual exposure to each other was less than ideal, i'm glad they at least made something positive of it. :)

[countingcr0ws]

yeah, i meant the white chocolate thing. eh, i think there should be a trigger warnings, man. i recently developed the urge to smash skulls of people who commit adultery. it's just so weird and dangerous, i yeah, i have issues. /wheedles. i'm so weird, i don't even know what i'm typing. but that aside, hahahha. i'd kill myself before i make yj cheat on each other, oh no oh no. no no no no. /spins self dizzy

yeah! oh my gosh, i'm just thinking like i'd respond the same way if i saw jaejoong wanking himself like that and eh, very pwp, you can only see the plot if you read it from behind/ between your fingers. i am a weirdo, ugh, weird comment.

[stillsawake]

[countingcr0ws]

no no no no, noooooooo. you have to understand that everyone wants to be dommed. oh my god, but eh, i mean it's kinky as fuck though. like everyone has a humiliation kink, and jaejoong was probably getting off on being caught wanking but oh my god, oh my god, i don't even make sense. but yeah. like i guess that top bottom shouldn't be like some black white thing like how those hahaha japanese stuff makes it out to be, like idek why pico is always catching. haahahaha, i did not just, hahahhaha. and dude, your pics are huge, why and how do you even have the bladder one and i'm serious, you can see how it got so much less funny after i pee-ed

[shin_ah_mi]

waw!!! great plot ^^

[countingcr0ws]

/prays for your soul