The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert

May 23, 2015 00:16

Title: The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Crack, Masturbation, Some plot if you squint
Warning: Bad writing, Mentions of Yunho having an affair with white chocolate
Summary: Prompt: So we’ve never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so ( Read more... )

yoochun!theatre owner, yoochun!friends with jaejoong, jaejoong!stylist, jaejoong has that adorable coconut tree , obsessive tagging, exhibitionism, alternate universe - neighbors, changmin-yunho friendship, blow jobs, crying, floor fucking, perverts, junsu!none, mirotic era!jaejoong, yunho!lawyer, humiliation, no character development, multiple orgasms, active pervertism, humiliation verbal, voyeurism accidental, pwp, orgasm delay/denial, voyeurism auditory, graphic designer!jaejoong, jaejoong!singer, masturbation, rutting, situational humiliation, masturbation in shower

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countingcr0ws May 23 2015, 05:36:40 UTC
no no no no, noooooooo. you have to understand that everyone wants to be dommed. oh my god, but eh, i mean it's kinky as fuck though. like everyone has a humiliation kink, and jaejoong was probably getting off on being caught wanking but oh my god, oh my god, i don't even make sense. but yeah. like i guess that top bottom shouldn't be like some black white thing like how those hahaha japanese stuff makes it out to be, like idek why pico is always catching. haahahaha, i did not just, hahahhaha. and dude, your pics are huge, why and how do you even have the bladder one and i'm serious, you can see how it got so much less funny after i pee-ed.

omy gosh, the floor fucking thing. it's like in my brain right, yunho dicks the floor and he says the stuff that he imagines that he says and he teases his prostate externally and stuff. like did that come through? but obv the jaejoong cumming on him doens't happen unless hahaahhha,jaejoong hulk smashes the wall between their toilet and then WHAM. but yeah. and then jaejoong dicks to yunho moaning and YUNHO MOANS EVEN THOUGH HE BITCHES ABOUT JAEJOONG MOANING. yes, very unclear, i dind't know how to put that in, the ending was so bad, idk.

AND THAT LAST GIF ISN'T TOM CRUISE OBV??? IT DOESN'T EVEN LOOK LIKE CHRISTIAN BALE EITHER. it looks like a hobo. like remus lupin in azkaban, you know, hobo chic.... wow, how first world.

and no. no, no, no, no. /finds jesus for you. I NO GET ERECTION OVER STOMACH BULGE. i be finding jesus for you because i kink shame you because i love you, this isn't going to happen. HOW CAN YOU EVEN. omg, reminds me of those ancient japan porn art where the guy has like this idk, like a literal bat for a dick. THAT'S HOW YOU GET A STOMACH BULGE, OMG. and eh, i remember one tw fic where like the sheriff gives baby isaac a bulge from his cum. how do you even. but yeah. yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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