The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert

[countingcr0ws]

Title: The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Crack, Masturbation, Some plot if you squint
Warning: Bad writing, Mentions of Yunho having an affair with white chocolate
Summary: Prompt: So we’ve never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so

Comments

[countingcr0ws]

nooooooooooo. noooooo. so i talked to lindabelinda about it and she said that she hates men too but it's okay when they shove their dicks at each other in fics, and that made like 100% sense with me? like that's where you're coming from too, right, omg!

and dude, i'm sorry. and i really don't know what to say about your situation, but just my uncle, and i just, can't even function. all i can say is that you can trust people again, or try to trust people again but just be aware that they might fucking push their dick into some home wrecking vagina. and the most important thing is that you maintain your financial independence as in source of income and stuff and pick up a hobby like yoga or whatever that allows yoou to socialise with people. have a support network if anything fails, beyond just your family members. things like that. i see my aunt putting up a charade every single day despite the truth and i want to set fire on my uncle's fucking dick. it's the financial dependence, fuck it.

and yes, yes. YES. THEY SHOULD BE EATEN, CASTRATED, TOSSED OFF THE BOAT. yes, bastard women and men both, fuckers. oh man, we're both so angry, i hate this shit. i hate that fuckers exist, i'm hate that a fucker got to you. ughhhh, i'm so vulgar.

[kyouya3]

Yeah, at least my eyes are opened rather than ppl around my age that still delusional about men lol

Btw it's not me, it's my Dad and it still sucks becoz I meet him everyday. It keeps reminding me. He said it's over now and so far no proof but who knows...

Anyway, thx a lot for ur advice, it means a lot that it's not only me in this world having such problem. I'll do my best!

[countingcr0ws]

YES, oh my god. and you lose all respect of the person, like what honour, what love, what mess. omy god. i saw my uncle two days ago and i just remembered of all the lies and all the mean words that he's said to my aunt and i swear, i wanted to scratch his face off entirely. so i'm really amazed that you don't barf whenever you see him. i just get so disgusted with him, like my skin crawls. i really, really have to hand it to you. and to think i used to wish that my father was more like him...

and yeah. at least your father says so, that he isn't dicking about, whatever confidence his liar ass can instil... my uncle still dicks about without a care, what an asshole.

and yeah, and i think going to war with every information is still the best, and idk, if you haven't read up the psychological impacts and stuff, you should so that you can realise and correct yourself when you're responding to situations in the wake of your father's cheating ass. :/ sorry, i just had to reply, ugh.

[kyouya3]

Thx u again, I'll try to read and find more stuff to deal w/ this situation
And I wish ur situation gets better too. Just remember, we can't give up, no way our life doomed becoz of them...At east that's why there's karma in this world, I still dunno how but we gotta live on and try our best to deal w/ it, hwaiting!