The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert

[countingcr0ws]

Title: The One Where Yunho's A Hapless Pervert
Author: countingcr0ws
Pairing/ Characters: Yunjae
Rating: R
Form: One-shot
Genre: AR, Crack, Masturbation, Some plot if you squint
Warning: Bad writing, Mentions of Yunho having an affair with white chocolate
Summary: Prompt: So we’ve never met but our showers are on opposite sides of the same apartment wall so

Comments

[countingcr0ws]

HAVE I TOLD YOU THAT I'M CONCERNED ABOUT YOU?????????? HAAHAHA. i had fun writing this i admit but the ending was so weird and i'll just say that i think that you're probably into delusions like bc that's what i do like them dicking about and being happy instead of this reality where like nobody's talking to each other, wow, rude. so rude, man. /stares at self in the mirror. anyway, yeah. because are you serious (about the plots i do)????????? because i was so concerned about how the prompt was going, like why was it turning into some auditory voyeurism hijinks thing, oh my god. but then yeah. the ending was like my poor attempt at trying to wrestle their dicks out of their hands/ dildos out of their butts. you know some authors always go like i don't know what happened!!! and literally, that is true, like somehow they just kept dicking to each other. /cries in the corner. i was possessed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUT WHILE JJ BEING CAUGHT IMPALED BY SOME DILDO WAS EMBARRASSING, IT WAS FUCKING HOT, RIGHT???????????? OMY GOD, I SWEAR, oh my god, i have a major humiliation kink and a voyeurism/ exhibitionism kink, like oh man. /giddy. well, that doesn't sound like i was possessed. /coughs anyway, i've cleared ao3's humiliation tag. it's sooooo /fans self.

dude, /prays for self. /google image jesus.
lol no. /prays for you, /google image jesus for you, lolololol.

but yeah, i'm serious about the are you serious you liked the plot because after posting it i was like well, i don't do well with those really cute au prompts on tumblr. okay.

[jj_luver]

LMAOO
man I'd love to meet you in person, I get the feeling that you talk at the speed of light xD

But seriously tho, I did like the plot! And pretty much every other plot you write :3

[countingcr0ws]

dude, flatterer, lol. but that aside, i er, yeah. i wanted to deny but then i realised that i do speak kinda fast? it gets worse when i'm agitated, like i don't want to spend time explaining the shit, lol. so yes, i regretfully do speak really quickly. /cries. heh