So a grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender looks at him and says excitedly, "We have a drink named after you."
The grasshopper smiles brightly and putting his hand up to his chest he screeches out, "YOU HAVE A DRINK NAMED -BOB-!!?"
*Snickers*
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A SHORT HISTORY OF MEDICINE: "Doctor, I have an ear ache."
2000 BC - "Here, eat this root."
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