Supposedly a true story
So, here is how it goes.
My mother tells me that my uncle told her a story that his pastor told the congregation:
A man that used to be a part of his church a while back wasn't -quite right- in the head... meaning, he was a little retarded. Stop me if you heard this one.
Anyway, one day he calls his mother up and tells her that he has caught a troll and asks what he should do with it. His mother thinking that he is just making something up like always tells him to stick the troll in a closet and lock the door and that she would be there in two days to check it out.
So two days later the mother goes to visit her son and hears a loud racket coming from the closet. She asks her son, "What do you have in the closet?" He belts out, "The troll. I told you I caught one." The mother simply beside herself opened up the closet door and inside there is a "midget" who had only been going door to door telling people about Jesus.
That is where the story ends... but I had myself a fit of giggles. Me being only 4'9" and all.
*snickers*
My mother tells me that my uncle told her a story that his pastor told the congregation:
A man that used to be a part of his church a while back wasn't -quite right- in the head... meaning, he was a little retarded. Stop me if you heard this one.
Anyway, one day he calls his mother up and tells her that he has caught a troll and asks what he should do with it. His mother thinking that he is just making something up like always tells him to stick the troll in a closet and lock the door and that she would be there in two days to check it out.
So two days later the mother goes to visit her son and hears a loud racket coming from the closet. She asks her son, "What do you have in the closet?" He belts out, "The troll. I told you I caught one." The mother simply beside herself opened up the closet door and inside there is a "midget" who had only been going door to door telling people about Jesus.
That is where the story ends... but I had myself a fit of giggles. Me being only 4'9" and all.
*snickers*