I think I deserve a reality show about me. No lies. Just a camera, following me and my best friend John around all day, documenting the crazy shit we get ourselves into. Paris Hilton? Pompous floozy bitch. Not deserving of a television show. John and I? Rambunctious, ridiculous, pioneering, inventive, goofy bastards. Totally deserving of a ( Read more... )

Yo Ho Ho, it’s a pirate’s life for me. Today I’d like to explore the benefits and costs of being a pirate. I mean, really. Piracy is incredibly common in today’s society as it is. We steal music, movies, ideas, papers, credit. Theft is really coming back into the mainstream. I’m honestly surprised that you don’t see more Spanish Galleons floating ( Read more... )

So. I haven't posted anything of significance in quite some time. So read these excerpts from my creative writing class (I basically have a free liscence to rant like I do on here...for credit). Every week I'll post my newest piece ( Read more... )

jackdanielsninja (10:01:01 PM): make a move ( Read more... )

So I figgered that since it's been a little while since I wrote something amusing in here, I'd give it a whirl. I just felt a need to write in the cockles of my heart. Maybe below the cockles. The sub-cockle area. I totally didn't jsut steal that from a song. Well it's okay cuz I'm an asshole...eooo...eoeoeoeoooole ( Read more... )

Just got back from my weekly outing with Big Fred ( Read more... )

so as i sit here, i'm eating dinner and screwing around on my laptop. saaaaawheeeet. not awhole lot is new lately, but then again, its been a while since i got in a fight with my own left shoe. i really just cant come to terms with the fact that hes a republican. argh my peduncle ( Read more... )

#1 Go into your LJ's archives ( Read more... )

so apparently im a hardcore drug dealer now too. saint thomas just does wondrous work in reaffirming my positive self image