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[connecttoadrink]

so as i sit here, i'm eating dinner and screwing around on my laptop. saaaaawheeeet. not awhole lot is new lately, but then again, its been a while since i got in a fight with my own left shoe. i really just cant come to terms with the fact that hes a republican. argh my peduncle

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[bloms37]

As I am one of the 17 trillion people that reads this per hour (and because, well, I'm madly and deeply in love with you), I feel it is my obligation to be the first volunteer. Give me a whoopie cushion, I'll give you a fart sound. Deal? Sweet.

[i82much]

I read this. I just don't comprehend

[lauren42325]

you will not be forgotten. :)