Dear Uncle Alphard,

I don’t know whether Andromeda wrote to you or not, but I expect she was leaving it to me to contact you myself. She knows that I write to you sometimes and naturally she knows about the birthday and Christmas presents that you’ve sent in the past. She does still write to you, doesn’t she?

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Father,

I understand.

I have no brother.

Your son,

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Mummy,

HOW COULD HE? That little snake! He said he was my best friend! How could he do this? Its amoral! I’ve been sick with worry imagining where Brasidas could have gotten to, who could have taken him and if he was hurt and all the time is was Regulus who’d taken him. All that time he knew and he just sat there like he’d never bloody heard of ( Read more... )

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Andy-

He wrote
They
I didn’t think

They’ve done it. I’m out.
Bloody

Owl from Father’s solicitor at breakfast. Fucking coward didn’t even have the guts to do it in person.

They’ve disowned me.
Can’t think Please

Mind the smudges. Spilt some tea.

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Dear Mummy.

Regulus still isn’t speaking to me about the kittens, and I have apologised and I’ve offered him my bed but nothing seems to work. I just hope that by next term he’ll have clamed down.

I’ve taken some pictures of the kittens, which I’ve sent with this letter.
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Bella!

Do you know what Rabastan has done? DO YOU? First, he let his stinking cat impregnate a disgusting mongrel! Doesn't he know ANYTHING about the basic rules of breeding? And it belonged to a Hufflepuff! But that's not the worst thing, Bella! Not by far!

HE LET THE VILE THING HAVE IT'S REVOLTING, DIRTY-BLOODED OFFSPRING ON MY BED!

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Cousin

Andromeda,

WAS IT YOU? DID YOU TELL HIM TO DO IT?

Did you fill his head with all your filthy, poisonous, blood traitor LIES?

DID YOU?

I shall find out if it was you, Andromeda.

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Andromeda,

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