Theodore Gilden,

Mr. Gilden, I’ve found your text on counter hexes in the library at my school. I think I’ve been hexed and I can’t seem to find the cure for it. Basically, rats are following me about. I’ve been too busy avoiding them to properly find out what kind they are, I’m afraid they’re female. My mates always said that an animagus ( Read more... )

Dad,

Most horrifying experience of my life is now over. I can safely say that I have forever lost the desire to raise children if it means doing that again. Send Mum my apologies that she will be bereft of grandchildren. Perhaps you can invest in that puppy you never let me have when I was little and sweet and never asked for anything other than a ( Read more... )

To: The honorable Mssr. Forthright Briggs
From: Peter Pettigrew A Student P. Pettigrew

I am a student at Hogwart’s School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I am currently dealing with the side effects of writing a paper on Animagi. My mates keep making fun of me bec- Is the animal an Animagi becomes always a defenitive statement on who they are ( Read more... )

The Proprietor ( Read more... )

Dear Mr and Mrs Lambert ( Read more... )

Oh HELL, Dad!

I hope you can help me out. This was not written in the fine-print when I signed on for this Prefecting shite job!

S This wee second-year comes up to me y this morning. Now, he's one of the really shy Gryffindors, and he's often teased, other kids saying he should be in Hufflepuff and that sort of rubbish. I told them off once ( Read more... )

Dear Mum,

School is fine. What do you mean, Petunia's still not feeling well? She just sent me a letter a couple of days ago, and she said that I shouldn't worry- that it's really unlikely that she's got TB she's sick. How long does she have to be monitored for? When will they know for certain?

No, I've been feeling fine. And I went to Madam ( Read more... )

Bella,

I’m sure you must have heard. Its great news, isn’t it? Mother and Father never need to worry about him Sirius him embarrassing them ever again. And of course you’ll know that I’m officially the heir now that he’s been after they now.

I couldn’t be happier. What if I let them down? What ifI'm a much better son than he ever was. I ( Read more... )

Mr T Twiddle ( Read more... )

TO: Witch Weekly Publications
FROM: Lily Evans, Hogwarts

Dear Witch Weekly,

I'm afraid that there's been a mistake in your owl service. I have no interest in belonging to your monthly book club. I did not order any books from you last month Hah! as if I'd be caught dead reading a book called 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Malfunction'. ( Read more... )