LILY EVANS: 27 March, 1976
TO: Witch Weekly Publications
FROM: Lily Evans, Hogwarts
Dear Witch Weekly,
I'm afraid that there's been a mistake in your owl service. I have no interest in belonging to your monthly book club. I did not order any books from you last month Hah! as if I'd be caught dead reading a book called 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Malfunction'. Alice tells me it's very good but I don't trust her taste in books after the disaster of 'Muggleborn Heiress'. My mum says that most romance novels are used to exploit womens' desire to be accepted in society by men and that any self respecting woman witch should be careful not to fall into this trap. And judging by the articles published in your weekly magazine, it appears that it's probably too late for most of your writers.
So I'm afraid that I must decline your offer although I will be passing on your 10 Sickle coupon to my friend Remus Lupin, who appears to be a fan of your books. I will certainly mention to him that you are having this limited sale for a yearly membership, I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that.
On second thought, it's been awkward with Evan recently and there's one book that looks interesting, not that it'll solve anything but maybe for ideas Although I have no interest in belonging to your club, my friend Alice would like to buy your book 'The Pureblood Heart'. Enclosed is 1 Galleon and 5 Knuts to pay for the purchase.
QTY TITLE
1 Pureblood Heart, The
Sincerely,
FROM: Lily Evans, Hogwarts
Dear Witch Weekly,
I'm afraid that there's been a mistake in your owl service. I have no interest in belonging to your monthly book club. I did not order any books from you last month Hah! as if I'd be caught dead reading a book called 'The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe Malfunction'. Alice tells me it's very good but I don't trust her taste in books after the disaster of 'Muggleborn Heiress'. My mum says that most romance novels are used to exploit womens' desire to be accepted in society by men and that any self respecting woman witch should be careful not to fall into this trap. And judging by the articles published in your weekly magazine, it appears that it's probably too late for most of your writers.
So I'm afraid that I must decline your offer although I will be passing on your 10 Sickle coupon to my friend Remus Lupin, who appears to be a fan of your books. I will certainly mention to him that you are having this limited sale for a yearly membership, I'm sure he'll be thrilled to hear that.
On second thought, it's been awkward with Evan recently and there's one book that looks interesting, not that it'll solve anything but maybe for ideas Although I have no interest in belonging to your club, my friend Alice would like to buy your book 'The Pureblood Heart'. Enclosed is 1 Galleon and 5 Knuts to pay for the purchase.
QTY TITLE
1 Pureblood Heart, The
Sincerely,