FRED WEASLEY: 12 January, 1994
Dear face it, you’re a Miss Ms. Pressworthy,
I am writing as I wish to be feaetu featured in the Unlucky In Love column of the February issue of your magazine. I myself am an AVID reader of Cosmo Witch - although admittedly it is aimed at those of the opposite gender, I find the articles pictures articles FASCINATING and INFORMATIVE. After trying and failing repeatedly to find love, I thought I might as well give this medium a shot. I have tried to give as honest a description of myself as I can, so that you will be able to find an accurate love match in one of your unlucky readers. I do hope that there is romance in the cards for me!
Name: Percy Weasley (but you can call me The Love Machine)
Physical Appearance: I am told the ladies prize a sense of humour above physical attributes, hoho. Sadly, I am blessed in neither area, but my snaggletooth and monobrow have been called ‘interesting’ in the past.
Personality: Crikey, you’re making a huge assumption here, aren’t you I do tend to be rather anal at times. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hobbies: Snogging myself in the mirror, paperwork, singing along to CELESTINA WARBECK : GREATEST HITS in the shower (I know all the lyrics by heart!)
WLTM: A nice witch who doesn’t mind shaving my back hair and listening to me waffle on about how wonderful I am. Age and attractiveness not a factor.
Looking for a fling, or the real thing: The real thing! Fingers crossed that love is as blind as they say, eh?
Yours faithfully,
P.S. Please send all future correspondence in the care of my brother, Fred Weasley, as I am deathly allergic to owls.
I am writing as I wish to be feaetu featured in the Unlucky In Love column of the February issue of your magazine. I myself am an AVID reader of Cosmo Witch - although admittedly it is aimed at those of the opposite gender, I find the articles pictures articles FASCINATING and INFORMATIVE. After trying and failing repeatedly to find love, I thought I might as well give this medium a shot. I have tried to give as honest a description of myself as I can, so that you will be able to find an accurate love match in one of your unlucky readers. I do hope that there is romance in the cards for me!
Name: Percy Weasley (but you can call me The Love Machine)
Physical Appearance: I am told the ladies prize a sense of humour above physical attributes, hoho. Sadly, I am blessed in neither area, but my snaggletooth and monobrow have been called ‘interesting’ in the past.
Personality: Crikey, you’re making a huge assumption here, aren’t you I do tend to be rather anal at times. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Hobbies: Snogging myself in the mirror, paperwork, singing along to CELESTINA WARBECK : GREATEST HITS in the shower (I know all the lyrics by heart!)
WLTM: A nice witch who doesn’t mind shaving my back hair and listening to me waffle on about how wonderful I am. Age and attractiveness not a factor.
Looking for a fling, or the real thing: The real thing! Fingers crossed that love is as blind as they say, eh?
Yours faithfully,
P.S. Please send all future correspondence in the care of my brother, Fred Weasley, as I am deathly allergic to owls.