Comments | circusofwhores: A message to the peop- A RAPTURE REMINDER!

mmhsocommongood in circusofwhores

A message to the peop- A RAPTURE REMINDER!

Mar 03, 2010 17:44

I am Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a simple question: Is an underwater city not entitled to be governed by Sofia Lamb? Should we not leave Rapture to her and the Family to do as they please ( Read more... )

crack, why would this need a sofia tag?, not a fake moustache, fondle-fucking-tastic, a rapture reminder, i am andrew ryan and you are not, all is ryan's cock, augustus "chunky monkey" sinclair, andrew "tug my great chain" ryan, insert golf club for orgy, diane "just a flesh wound" mcclintock

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esquirethatis March 3 2010, 17:29:34 UTC

....

I feel the need to point out that this person just isn't who they say they are,

but the last person I tried that with is still havin' his boots licked by anyone and everyone stupid enough t'fall for his ~*~*Irish brogue*~*~...

mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 17:37:04 UTC

I am Andrew Ryan and I have no idea what you are suggesting, since I am so much more Andrew Ryan than other people who are not Andrew Ryan.

I died loling at that picture. esquirethatis March 3 2010, 17:37:49 UTC

If you're Andrew Ryan, then why're you wearin' those glasses...?

Re: I died loling at that picture. mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 17:40:21 UTC

That is because my eyesight is going bad from being as much Andrew Ryan as I am. I am very Andrew Ryan and sometimes it hurts my eyes how much Andrew Ryan I am. If I do not wear the glasses then I am not able to see my golf ball properly and hit it with my golf club which is something I, Andrew Ryan, am known to do very frequently.

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SOMETHING SEEMS OFF HERE stoodupagain March 3 2010, 19:30:44 UTC

Hmmm.

I don't remember Ryan constantly referring to himself in the third person. Or being so pretty. Or having breasts.

But I'm pretty hungover right now, so maybe I'm remembering wrong.

Re: SOMETHING SEEMS OFF HERE mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 19:46:56 UTC

Diane, my dear, by using this kind of reference I am merely reaffirming my Andrew Ryan-ness for those who doubt it. Not that they would have any reason to, since I am clearly as Andrew Ryan as I have always been.

If you worry about my breasts you are welcome to inspect them gently yet firmly and you will find that there is absolutely nothing wrong or odd about them being part of Andrew Ryan, also known as me.

Re: SOMETHING SEEMS OFF HERE stoodupagain March 3 2010, 20:15:14 UTC

Huh... I guess you're right. Maybe you are Ryan.

Yeah, I'll... [ fondle ] do that. They're a lot nicer than Sinclair's.

Maybe inspect them a little closer. [ lays head on Lamb's Ryan's breasts ] Mmm.

Re: SOMETHING SEEMS OFF HERE mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 20:28:07 UTC

Mmmm.
Let me do something to... [fondles back] make up for my ridiculous amount of sexcapades with men constant absence, my dear.

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objectivismlol March 3 2010, 20:26:26 UTC

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-

GASP! IMPOSTOR! mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 20:31:08 UTC

WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME, ANDREW RYAN, OR THE PEOPLE OF RAPTURE WITH THAT CHEAP DISGUISE?

Re: GASP! IMPOSTOR! stoodupagain March 3 2010, 20:37:25 UTC

[ looks up from Lamb's Ryan's Lamb's SOMEONE'S ample bosom ]

W-wait, wh--

b--

How can--

hot WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

Re: GASP! IMPOSTOR! mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 20:41:47 UTC

There there my dear, just go back to fondling and I will deal with this horrible lunatic here who thinks they are me, Andrew Ryan.

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Won't Jack be pleased... fightthefamily March 3 2010, 20:44:08 UTC

The poor boy is going to be very suprised to find he has another father due to his first having a mutiple personality disorder....

And mother Mr. Ryan, how do I know you're the real one when you dont have a stogie...
or sunglasses...
or a large penis?

but since I know its you mother I know you have the last one...

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 20:48:30 UTC

The latter I could show you this very instant, but I fear that might not go down well with your mother, who incidentally is not me, since I am already Andrew Ryan.

Now scoot and go play with your dolls or stripping poles or whatever it is you do these days.

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... fightthefamily March 3 2010, 21:04:49 UTC

Hmmmm... Since when does Mr. Ryan care what my mother does to me?
And for that mattter, since when has my mother ever cared that much about me?

I think I'll continue to watch all the gay porn my mother has recorded on her screen's in Persephone...

Still no cigar....

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 21:24:37 UTC

I have a golf club, that is all the proof you need. This conversation is over.

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urmothergoose March 3 2010, 21:07:46 UTC

Fraulein Ryan, there appears to be something wrong with your pants. They are not burning my eyes nor frightening my children.

Would you like Wurst?

I will even genetically modify it to go up and down when you wish.

mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 21:23:31 UTC

I, Andrew Ryan, simply chose to tuck away my King of Rapture for the sake of your children, Doctor. Your offers are kind, but I have all the Wurst I need.

urmothergoose March 3 2010, 22:00:08 UTC

That is not cold Andrei Rajanovski we know. In fact...

[touch touch]

....the Wurst does not work anymore?

mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 22:15:03 UTC

Gosh, what can I say, maybe you are just not my type or MAYBE I AM OLD, GODDAMMIT.

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