I am Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a simple question: Is an underwater city not entitled to be governed by Sofia Lamb? Should we not leave Rapture to her and the Family to do as they please
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Re: I died loling at that picture.mmhsocommongoodMarch 3 2010, 17:40:21 UTC
That is because my eyesight is going bad from being as much Andrew Ryan as I am. I am very Andrew Ryan and sometimes it hurts my eyes how much Andrew Ryan I am. If I do not wear the glasses then I am not able to see my golf ball properly and hit it with my golf club which is something I, Andrew Ryan, am known to do very frequently.
Re: SOMETHING SEEMS OFF HEREmmhsocommongoodMarch 3 2010, 19:46:56 UTC
Diane, my dear, by using this kind of reference I am merely reaffirming my Andrew Ryan-ness for those who doubt it. Not that they would have any reason to, since I am clearly as Andrew Ryan as I have always been.
If you worry about my breasts you are welcome to inspect them gently yet firmly and you will find that there is absolutely nothing wrong or odd about them being part of Andrew Ryan, also known as me.
Re: Won't Jack be pleased...mmhsocommongoodMarch 3 2010, 20:48:30 UTC
The latter I could show you this very instant, but I fear that might not go down well with your mother, who incidentally is not me, since I am already Andrew Ryan.
Now scoot and go play with your dolls or stripping poles or whatever it is you do these days.
I, Andrew Ryan, simply chose to tuck away my King of Rapture for the sake of your children, Doctor. Your offers are kind, but I have all the Wurst I need.
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I feel the need to point out that this person just isn't who they say they are,
but the last person I tried that with is still havin' his boots licked by anyone and everyone stupid enough t'fall for his ~*~*Irish brogue*~*~...
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I don't remember Ryan constantly referring to himself in the third person. Or being so pretty. Or having breasts.
But I'm pretty hungover right now, so maybe I'm remembering wrong.
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If you worry about my breasts you are welcome to inspect them gently yet firmly and you will find that there is absolutely nothing wrong or odd about them being part of Andrew Ryan, also known as me.
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Yeah, I'll... [ fondle ] do that. They're a lot nicer than Sinclair's.
Maybe inspect them a little closer. [ lays head on Lamb's Ryan's breasts ] Mmm.
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Let me do something to... [fondles back] make up for my ridiculous amount of sexcapades with men constant absence, my dear.
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W-wait, wh--
b--
How can--
hot WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
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And mother Mr. Ryan, how do I know you're the real one when you dont have a stogie...
or sunglasses...
or a large penis?
but since I know its you mother I know you have the last one...
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Now scoot and go play with your dolls or stripping poles or whatever it is you do these days.
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And for that mattter, since when has my mother ever cared that much about me?
I think I'll continue to watch all the gay porn my mother has recorded on her screen's in Persephone...
Still no cigar....
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Would you like Wurst?
I will even genetically modify it to go up and down when you wish.
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[touch touch]
....the Wurst does not work anymore?
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