A message to the peop- A RAPTURE REMINDER!

[mmhsocommongood]

I am Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a simple question: Is an underwater city not entitled to be governed by Sofia Lamb? Should we not leave Rapture to her and the Family to do as they please

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SOMETHING SEEMS OFF HERE

[stoodupagain]

Hmmm.

I don't remember Ryan constantly referring to himself in the third person. Or being so pretty. Or having breasts.

But I'm pretty hungover right now, so maybe I'm remembering wrong.

Re: SOMETHING SEEMS OFF HERE

[mmhsocommongood]

Diane, my dear, by using this kind of reference I am merely reaffirming my Andrew Ryan-ness for those who doubt it. Not that they would have any reason to, since I am clearly as Andrew Ryan as I have always been.

If you worry about my breasts you are welcome to inspect them gently yet firmly and you will find that there is absolutely nothing wrong or odd about them being part of Andrew Ryan, also known as me.

Re: SOMETHING SEEMS OFF HERE

[stoodupagain]

Huh... I guess you're right. Maybe you are Ryan.

Yeah, I'll... [ fondle ] do that. They're a lot nicer than Sinclair's.

Maybe inspect them a little closer. [ lays head on Lamb's Ryan's breasts ] Mmm.

Re: SOMETHING SEEMS OFF HERE

[mmhsocommongood]

Mmmm.
Let me do something to... [fondles back] make up for my ridiculous amount of sexcapades with men constant absence, my dear.

Re: SOMETHING SEEMS OFF HERE

[stoodupagain]

Oh, Andrei~

[ fondles ]

[ is fondled ]

Oh dear, I hope Dr. Steinman doesn't find out about this...