I am Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a simple question: Is an underwater city not entitled to be governed by Sofia Lamb? Should we not leave Rapture to her and the Family to do as they please
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Re: Won't Jack be pleased...mmhsocommongoodMarch 3 2010, 20:48:30 UTC
The latter I could show you this very instant, but I fear that might not go down well with your mother, who incidentally is not me, since I am already Andrew Ryan.
Now scoot and go play with your dolls or stripping poles or whatever it is you do these days.
Re: Won't Jack be pleased...not_harry_masonMarch 3 2010, 22:01:41 UTC
Oh, right, I forgot, Fontaine is deeeeaahhhhhd.
...I think I've heard of that one. Didn't the opening night earn them 400 ADAM, and then it all mysteriously vanished when the theatre mysteriously burned down?
And mother Mr. Ryan, how do I know you're the real one when you dont have a stogie...
or sunglasses...
or a large penis?
but since I know its you mother I know you have the last one...
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Now scoot and go play with your dolls or stripping poles or whatever it is you do these days.
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And for that mattter, since when has my mother ever cared that much about me?
I think I'll continue to watch all the gay porn my mother has recorded on her screen's in Persephone...
Still no cigar....
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I already knew you had one Mother.
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Uh, Eleanor, wouldn't you rather watch this? *spawns a copy of The Little Mermaid in all its non-hardcore-pornographic glory*
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Oh my God. Next time I pay the shipping fees for a surface copy.
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...I did see some Splicers down at the Fisheries reenacting the original with a dead crab last week. Lovely production, perhaps it's still running.
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...I think I've heard of that one. Didn't the opening night earn them 400 ADAM, and then it all mysteriously vanished when the theatre mysteriously burned down?
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No. No, I'm afraid I don't remember anything like that.
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Mother told me all about the sexual inuendos in that movie...
Besides Im the only one who doesn't get involved in anything fun! Jack's only three and he still gets it all the time! :< At least allow me my pronz!
Please temporary father!
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If Jack's parents let him jump off a bridge, should I let you do that too?
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I'm telling you its true!
But I don't want to jump off a bridge... I just want to watch Mothers porn in peace until Tenenbaum realizes her love for me!
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