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A message to the peop- A RAPTURE REMINDER!

Mar 03, 2010 17:44

I am Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a simple question: Is an underwater city not entitled to be governed by Sofia Lamb? Should we not leave Rapture to her and the Family to do as they please ( Read more... )

crack, why would this need a sofia tag?, not a fake moustache, fondle-fucking-tastic, a rapture reminder, i am andrew ryan and you are not, all is ryan's cock, augustus "chunky monkey" sinclair, andrew "tug my great chain" ryan, insert golf club for orgy, diane "just a flesh wound" mcclintock

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Won't Jack be pleased... fightthefamily March 3 2010, 20:44:08 UTC

The poor boy is going to be very suprised to find he has another father due to his first having a mutiple personality disorder....

And mother Mr. Ryan, how do I know you're the real one when you dont have a stogie...
or sunglasses...
or a large penis?

but since I know its you mother I know you have the last one...

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 20:48:30 UTC

The latter I could show you this very instant, but I fear that might not go down well with your mother, who incidentally is not me, since I am already Andrew Ryan.

Now scoot and go play with your dolls or stripping poles or whatever it is you do these days.

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... fightthefamily March 3 2010, 21:04:49 UTC

Hmmmm... Since when does Mr. Ryan care what my mother does to me?
And for that mattter, since when has my mother ever cared that much about me?

I think I'll continue to watch all the gay porn my mother has recorded on her screen's in Persephone...

Still no cigar....

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 21:24:37 UTC

I have a golf club, that is all the proof you need. This conversation is over.

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... fightthefamily March 3 2010, 21:48:34 UTC

/:|

I already knew you had one Mother.

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... not_harry_mason March 3 2010, 21:27:09 UTC

ajshl

Uh, Eleanor, wouldn't you rather watch this? *spawns a copy of The Little Mermaid in all its non-hardcore-pornographic glory*

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 21:31:14 UTC

Did you get the video from my office? Because in that version Flounder and King Triton actually... [whispers]

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... not_harry_mason March 3 2010, 21:32:59 UTC

*helmet pales*

Oh my God. Next time I pay the shipping fees for a surface copy.

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 21:38:24 UTC

Good luck with that. Smuggling has really gone down the drain without Fontaine.

...I did see some Splicers down at the Fisheries reenacting the original with a dead crab last week. Lovely production, perhaps it's still running.

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... not_harry_mason March 3 2010, 22:01:41 UTC

Oh, right, I forgot, Fontaine is deeeeaahhhhhd.

...I think I've heard of that one. Didn't the opening night earn them 400 ADAM, and then it all mysteriously vanished when the theatre mysteriously burned down?

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 22:21:19 UTC

I wasn't aware of that, but it's hard to keep track of all the fires these days, even for me.

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... not_harry_mason March 3 2010, 22:24:08 UTC

There really are a lot of them. ...I wish I'd seen the place back when bits of it didn't explode or sink every five minutes. /sigh

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 22:26:57 UTC

When it didn't....? /thinks back
No. No, I'm afraid I don't remember anything like that.

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... fightthefamily March 3 2010, 21:36:25 UTC

/blinks

Mother told me all about the sexual inuendos in that movie...

Besides Im the only one who doesn't get involved in anything fun! Jack's only three and he still gets it all the time! :< At least allow me my pronz!

Please temporary father!

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... not_harry_mason March 3 2010, 21:42:03 UTC

Innuendoes? In a Disney animated feature? Surely you jest.

If Jack's parents let him jump off a bridge, should I let you do that too?

Re: Won't Jack be pleased... fightthefamily March 3 2010, 21:54:58 UTC

http://www.bgsu.edu/departments/tcom/faculty/ha/tcom103fall2003/gp13/gp13.pdf

I'm telling you its true!

But I don't want to jump off a bridge... I just want to watch Mothers porn in peace until Tenenbaum realizes her love for me!

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