A message to the peop- A RAPTURE REMINDER!

Mar 03, 2010 17:44

I am Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a simple question: Is an underwater city not entitled to be governed by Sofia Lamb? Should we not leave Rapture to her and the Family to do as they please ( Read more... )

crack, why would this need a sofia tag?, not a fake moustache, fondle-fucking-tastic, a rapture reminder, i am andrew ryan and you are not, all is ryan's cock, augustus "chunky monkey" sinclair, andrew "tug my great chain" ryan, insert golf club for orgy, diane "just a flesh wound" mcclintock

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objectivismlol March 3 2010, 20:26:26 UTC
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN-

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GASP! IMPOSTOR! mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 20:31:08 UTC
WHO ARE YOU? WHAT IS THIS NONSENSE? DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN FOOL ME, ANDREW RYAN, OR THE PEOPLE OF RAPTURE WITH THAT CHEAP DISGUISE?

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Re: GASP! IMPOSTOR! stoodupagain March 3 2010, 20:37:25 UTC
[ looks up from Lamb's Ryan's Lamb's SOMEONE'S ample bosom ]

W-wait, wh--

b--

How can--

hot WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

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Re: GASP! IMPOSTOR! mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 20:41:47 UTC
There there my dear, just go back to fondling and I will deal with this horrible lunatic here who thinks they are me, Andrew Ryan.

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Re: GASP! IMPOSTOR! stoodupagain March 3 2010, 20:47:13 UTC
B-but

[ fondle ]

My head hurts

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NO U! objectivismlol March 3 2010, 22:49:57 UTC
IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ME, JUST WHO DO YOU THINK I AM UNDERNEATH THIS MOUSTACHE AND RUGGED MANLY-MAN'S CHEST, HUH? THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE ANDREW RYAN.

Besides, I'm hung like King Kong.

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NO UR MOM! mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 23:00:26 UTC
I DON'T KNOW NOR DO I CARE WHO YOU ARE UNDER THAT REPULSIVE FAKE WHISKER AND SCRAWNY CHICKEN BREAST FOR I AM THE ONE AND ONLY ANDREW RYAN; BEARDED, MUSCULAR AND WELL-ENDOWED KING OF RAPTURE.

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Re: NO UR MOM! objectivismlol March 4 2010, 01:43:35 UTC
/punches you in the tit

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Re: NO UR MOM! mmhsocommongood March 4 2010, 09:40:23 UTC
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

/clutches chest

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