A message to the peop- A RAPTURE REMINDER!

Mar 03, 2010 17:44

I am Andrew Ryan and I'm here to ask you a simple question: Is an underwater city not entitled to be governed by Sofia Lamb? Should we not leave Rapture to her and the Family to do as they please ( Read more... )

crack, why would this need a sofia tag?, not a fake moustache, fondle-fucking-tastic, a rapture reminder, i am andrew ryan and you are not, all is ryan's cock, augustus "chunky monkey" sinclair, andrew "tug my great chain" ryan, insert golf club for orgy, diane "just a flesh wound" mcclintock

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urmothergoose March 3 2010, 21:07:46 UTC
Fraulein Ryan, there appears to be something wrong with your pants. They are not burning my eyes nor frightening my children.

Would you like Wurst?

I will even genetically modify it to go up and down when you wish.

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mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 21:23:31 UTC
I, Andrew Ryan, simply chose to tuck away my King of Rapture for the sake of your children, Doctor. Your offers are kind, but I have all the Wurst I need.

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urmothergoose March 3 2010, 22:00:08 UTC
That is not cold Andrei Rajanovski we know. In fact...

[touch touch]

....the Wurst does not work anymore?

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mmhsocommongood March 3 2010, 22:15:03 UTC
Gosh, what can I say, maybe you are just not my type or MAYBE I AM OLD, GODDAMMIT.

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fightthefamily March 3 2010, 21:28:21 UTC
I don't think she needs any sort of enhancement Ms. Tenenbaum.

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