Well, guys ( Read more... )

It's funny, I guess. Some guy a bit back said somethin' about the difference between redemption and rehabilitation. And he had a point ( Read more... )

[Warden filter]Right. I'm putting out an explicit warning/request/demand, whatever you want to call it ( Read more... )

Question for you all. Interest, call it.

Who's an ex-con? As in, who's been inside?

I'll hold my hands up and say me, but I'm just interested in anyone else.

[Private to Laura]Alright. Here's the deal. I've heard some idiots are planning some kinda... well, they wanna kick some warden ass. Now, I know for a fact you ain't gonna be amongst those ( Read more... )

I shot Dr Crane. He's dead. If anyone says he deserved it, I'll punch them. He wasn't himself, neither was I, and even so. Shouldn't have shot the bloke ( Read more... )

You know what's fucking weird, Barge?

I miss that-fucking-pink-limo. The Twatmobile. I fucking miss it. For a car which I nearly killed our Mickey for buying, because fuck, pink and twenty feet long is not my idea of inconspicious, it had a variety of fucking uses. Everything from a makeshift fucking ambulance to somewhere to hide from the wife ( Read more... )

New wardens, new inmates, whatever the fuck. Three bits of info here: I'm Patrick Maguire. Call me fucking Paddy ( Read more... )

So some people have fucking left, right, because otherwise some fuckers are not turning up for work and I'm gonna have to come kick their asses. Edmund turns up and I fucking sing at him every other day. Okay, every day ( Read more... )