Comments | christ_onabike: 54. floods are a pain

christ_onabike

54. floods are a pain

Aug 16, 2010 23:38

New wardens, new inmates, whatever the fuck. Three bits of info here: I'm Patrick Maguire. Call me fucking Paddy ( Read more... )

parker has good ideas, women like to shout at me a lot, gotta debt to society, swearing about cooking, paddy has a conscience when it suits him, not a junkie, grew up in a shithole, a maguire?! a fucking parole officer?!, smoking swearing and shooting

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Private. Feeling awkward. you_run_i_chase August 16 2010, 22:42:00 UTC

Thanks for not asking me questions during that.

We should talk.

You just want to see me in my bathing suit.

Private. christ_onabike August 16 2010, 22:47:08 UTC

Same to you.

...sorta. And what was that?

Private. you_run_i_chase August 16 2010, 22:48:34 UTC

We need to talk.

I... may have mentioned to Uhura that we're... doing what we do during the flood. Sort of.

among other things.

Re: Private. christ_onabike August 16 2010, 22:49:38 UTC

Oh. that's how she knew.

I did too, sort of. Sort of. It's alright, Uhura ain't gonna make a thing of it.

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Behold, insane logic. warrenwhite August 16 2010, 22:49:51 UTC

If you're handing out jobs like candy, what can't I use the freezer? I'll even clean it up.

christ_onabike August 16 2010, 22:51:01 UTC

Because that ain't a job, it's fucking using my freezer for weird shit.

Get your warden to come talk to me then I might just fucking think about it.

warrenwhite August 16 2010, 22:53:29 UTC

Maybe I will. If she spoke to you would you let me do it?

christ_onabike August 16 2010, 22:54:21 UTC

If she told me I should let you do it, yeah. I can't object then.

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lt_n_uhura August 17 2010, 00:10:59 UTC

Always a master at making new friends.

christ_onabike August 17 2010, 00:22:51 UTC

Do my fucking best as always, Uhura.

lt_n_uhura August 17 2010, 00:28:03 UTC

Would it kill you to be nice?

christ_onabike August 17 2010, 00:28:50 UTC

I don't see me being nasty, Uhura.

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gotgreenmagic August 17 2010, 00:30:32 UTC

Do we have to actually call you that or would just Paddy be okay?

christ_onabike August 17 2010, 00:32:03 UTC

I don't remember my mother christening me 'just', either. Quite a fucking moral judgement to make on a kid, don't you think?

gotgreenmagic August 17 2010, 00:36:04 UTC

Hey, there's worse. I knew a Chastity in college.

christ_onabike August 17 2010, 00:36:44 UTC

Was she a slut? If you've got a name like that, you've got to run with irony.

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Private heavenonthemind August 17 2010, 00:54:07 UTC

Yes?

Re: Private christ_onabike August 17 2010, 01:00:12 UTC

I got divorced. I still fucking love her, in a fucked up way.

You wanna talk, I'm around.

Re: Private heavenonthemind August 17 2010, 01:02:04 UTC

I feel like a divorced man.

Thank you.

Re: Private christ_onabike August 17 2010, 17:40:08 UTC

Longer you've been together, harder it fucking is. I somehow fucking managed to destroy a 31 year marriage. Try that un.

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