Hey. Nick Halden. I was wondering if there's any way I could prepare my own food. I have some strange eating habits that I would really prefer not to burden anyone with since it's not really fair to ask you guys to make me something so specific.
Oh, I'm a recently arrived warden, by the way. Martha Jones can vouch for me if needed; I know it would be a bad idea to trust any of the inmates with the many items in the kitchen that could turn into potential weapons.
It's partial vegetarian, and I'm allergic to strawberries and some mushrooms.
Could I come by around dinner and watch you guys prepare the food? Then I could say whether or not I'd rather cook my own. No offense to your kitchen staff. I just know it's as big of a pain to cater to as it is to deal with.
Judging by your positions and demeanor, I'm guessing you're the Jolly Green Giant.
Yeah, well, I'd have done the same to any inmate with a history of fucking drug use. Any inmate at all, no matter whether I knew 'em before hand or not. You don't get special treatment and I ain't a soft touch just because I was an inmate before and I know you, and dammit, yeah, I like you, but point still stands.
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Oh, I'm a recently arrived warden, by the way. Martha Jones can vouch for me if needed; I know it would be a bad idea to trust any of the inmates with the many items in the kitchen that could turn into potential weapons.
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Otherwise, just come down and knock when we're cooking.
You do realise the inmates work in the kitchens and the only person stopping 'em stealing them is me, right?
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Could I come by around dinner and watch you guys prepare the food? Then I could say whether or not I'd rather cook my own. No offense to your kitchen staff. I just know it's as big of a pain to cater to as it is to deal with.
Judging by your positions and demeanor, I'm guessing you're the Jolly Green Giant.
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Yeah, sure. You might wanna talk to Iroh, too. He does breakfast.
Jolly Green Giant. Well, that's a fucking new one on me.
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ARE YOU INSANE?
Two shifts? Two of the
hardest shifts and for
how many people?
How many times have you had a heart attack and died here? I mean, come on!
I ran two shifts in a restaurant back home, but that was because, you know, I was kinda walking doormat back then and got paid! And overtime too!
What are you doing to yourself?
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Because, really, how and when I work is my own business. The old guy? Used to do all three fucking shifts.
And I like having shit to do. I don't like fucking idling and I've got plenty of people to fucking boss around and help me out.
So lemme make my own decisions, yeah? I'm a fucking grown man.
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I ain't leaving my entire fucking life history outside your fucking door where anyone can pick it up. I'm giving it to you in person and that's that.
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Give it to me, then. Don't expect a conversation.
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Fine.
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