Hey. Nick Halden. I was wondering if there's any way I could prepare my own food. I have some strange eating habits that I would really prefer not to burden anyone with since it's not really fair to ask you guys to make me something so specific.
Oh, I'm a recently arrived warden, by the way. Martha Jones can vouch for me if needed; I know it would be a bad idea to trust any of the inmates with the many items in the kitchen that could turn into potential weapons.
It's partial vegetarian, and I'm allergic to strawberries and some mushrooms.
Could I come by around dinner and watch you guys prepare the food? Then I could say whether or not I'd rather cook my own. No offense to your kitchen staff. I just know it's as big of a pain to cater to as it is to deal with.
Judging by your positions and demeanor, I'm guessing you're the Jolly Green Giant.
Would you mind giving meeting me there a few minutes early and just giving me a quick tour of where everything is? I'm guessing it's locked up with a warden item and key when you're not there.
[ooc; Assume Neal came around and secretly scoped out the security and where everything is in the kitchen, before saying he's fine with them making his food? And admitting he's not allergic to strawberries so much as he just doesn't like them, so they don't have to bother making special arrangements for him for that.]
Oh, I'm a recently arrived warden, by the way. Martha Jones can vouch for me if needed; I know it would be a bad idea to trust any of the inmates with the many items in the kitchen that could turn into potential weapons.
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Otherwise, just come down and knock when we're cooking.
You do realise the inmates work in the kitchens and the only person stopping 'em stealing them is me, right?
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Could I come by around dinner and watch you guys prepare the food? Then I could say whether or not I'd rather cook my own. No offense to your kitchen staff. I just know it's as big of a pain to cater to as it is to deal with.
Judging by your positions and demeanor, I'm guessing you're the Jolly Green Giant.
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Yeah, sure. You might wanna talk to Iroh, too. He does breakfast.
Jolly Green Giant. Well, that's a fucking new one on me.
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Would you mind giving meeting me there a few minutes early and just giving me a quick tour of where everything is? I'm guessing it's locked up with a warden item and key when you're not there.
I'm nothing if not original.
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[ooc; Assume Neal came around and secretly scoped out the security and where everything is in the kitchen, before saying he's fine with them making his food? And admitting he's not allergic to strawberries so much as he just doesn't like them, so they don't have to bother making special arrangements for him for that.]
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