Comments | christ_onabike: 59. dealing like a winner.

christ_onabike

59. dealing like a winner.

Sep 03, 2010 14:41

You know what's fucking weird, Barge?

I miss that-fucking-pink-limo. The Twatmobile. I fucking miss it. For a car which I nearly killed our Mickey for buying, because fuck, pink and twenty feet long is not my idea of inconspicious, it had a variety of fucking uses. Everything from a makeshift fucking ambulance to somewhere to hide from the wife ( Read more... )

the fuss-chee-a limo, no warden has a criminal record like me, gotta fix this, you can get a subscription to my issues, gotta debt to society, family's thicker than murder, a maguire?! a fucking parole officer?!, smoking swearing and shooting

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general_chang September 3 2010, 14:00:24 UTC

You will have to tell me the rules, but I am a keen fighter.

christ_onabike September 3 2010, 14:01:59 UTC

Oh, it's pretty simple. Fists only, nothing below the belt and please-don't-fucking-kill-each-other. No kicking a man when he's down, that kind of thing.

And you get fucking gloves. Call me a wimp and I'll smack you one without.

general_chang September 3 2010, 14:27:00 UTC

Then I'd brake your bones. Very well, I will meet you in the gym at your convenience.

christ_onabike September 3 2010, 14:28:49 UTC

I'm not up for a real fight.

See you there after lunch?

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grand_lotus September 3 2010, 14:13:31 UTC

...

What is a limo?

christ_onabike September 3 2010, 14:20:05 UTC

It's... uh, a type of car. A really fancy ass one. Um.

[In the end, he quits and shifts to video, and holds up a picture of a pink limo that his mun cannot be bothered to dig out the screen shot of atm outside a council house.]

That.

terminates September 3 2010, 14:16:46 UTC

Anyone, huh?

christ_onabike September 3 2010, 14:21:45 UTC

Anyone. As long as you ain't gonna cheat and use fancy ass superpowers. Otherwise, anyone.

terminates September 3 2010, 15:09:06 UTC

I'll keep that in mind.

When?

christ_onabike September 3 2010, 15:33:05 UTC

Lemme see. Tomorrow morning? I'm good then.

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heavenonthemind September 3 2010, 14:27:49 UTC

Why would anyone ride a pink limo?

christ_onabike September 3 2010, 14:29:32 UTC

Because he's my lovely, wonderful, idiot fuck of a son. Who seems to think pink is a brilliant colour for a car.

heavenonthemind September 3 2010, 14:30:44 UTC

Idiot fuck of a son.

christ_onabike September 3 2010, 14:32:20 UTC

It's meant with all the love in the world.

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actuallyagolem September 3 2010, 14:49:43 UTC

Boxing? Now you're talking!

christ_onabike September 3 2010, 15:00:18 UTC

I fucking am, mate. You up for it? I ain't gonna take two beatings a fucking day, but tomorrow's good with me.

actuallyagolem September 3 2010, 15:06:05 UTC

Hey, whenever's good for you, guy. I'll be around.

christ_onabike September 3 2010, 15:07:02 UTC

Awesome. You just back, didn't ya? I'm Paddy, kitchen guy. So you know.

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