59. dealing like a winner.

[christ_onabike]

You know what's fucking weird, Barge?

I miss that-fucking-pink-limo. The Twatmobile. I fucking miss it. For a car which I nearly killed our Mickey for buying, because fuck, pink and twenty feet long is not my idea of inconspicious, it had a variety of fucking uses. Everything from a makeshift fucking ambulance to somewhere to hide from the wife

Comments

[heavenonthemind]

Why would anyone ride a pink limo?

[christ_onabike]

Because he's my lovely, wonderful, idiot fuck of a son. Who seems to think pink is a brilliant colour for a car.

[heavenonthemind]

Idiot fuck of a son.

[christ_onabike]

It's meant with all the love in the world.

[heavenonthemind]

Of course.

[christ_onabike]

Oh, don't be fucking like that, Judas.

I'm fucking proud of that boy, no matter what casual fucking insults I throw around (and fuck knows, I get 'em back).

[heavenonthemind]

Have you told him that?

[christ_onabike]

I have. I've told him more than that. I'm fucking good to my kids and I won't hear otherwise.

[heavenonthemind]

Good.