Jesus fucking Christ, I've forgotten how to pitch.

It's safe to say that Hellingwe suck at basically everything ( Read more... )

Ok this is getting ridiculous.

Well the Korova Coffee Bar (aptly named for "the cool place" in A Clockwork Orange, no doubt)in San Diego might not have Moloko Milk coming out of porcelain ladies' nipples, but it makes up for it by having outstanding cappucinos. Seriously ( Read more... )

...did you know? (v 2.0 ( Read more... )

BREAKING NEWS: I am totally going to Missouri for three days.

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JSonline cited me as the new Taylor Hicks of American Idol "fame." Please god don't let it be so ( Read more... )

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Hi everyone.

Wtf we got shutout by the Royals. I have no comment.

And dude, what the heck happened to Brad Lidge?

These are gonna keep getting less and less frequent and shorter and shorter until July, because frankly I can't fucking wait for the ASB to get here. Really.

So like a month or something has passed since The Last Broadcast (ooo good movie...) from Cappy World. I bet you all missed me so much it hurt. Don't lie ( Read more... )