It's okay Mr. Cappy-u-ano, even if you do lose to a guy named Annabelle.
OH MY GOODNESS! 18-WIN BENCHMARK!
Well you Beer makers ended my pretty little hitting streak. Jeeerrrks.
Don't you realize how freezing Alaska is?! You'll come back and be an Eskimo and you'll be Cappy-u-ano the Eskimo and I'll laugh every time I have to hit against you. My off-season hide out is in Arrrrruba.
Yeah. You're right. I was just trying to make you feel better.
I am most definitely NOT an idiot. Gosh.
AND THEN HE HIT ME IN THE PRETTY LITTLE FACE! OH MY GOODNESS! I think you Brewers had a conspiracy against me! If ya'll wouldn'ta HIT ME SO MANY TIMES! I might still have a hitting streak.
Yes. You do. That's what Eskimos do. Wear fur parkas. And hunt seals. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HUNT SEALS?! They're so cute. Why would you ever want to HUNT A SEAL?
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OH MY GOODNESS! 18-WIN BENCHMARK!
Well you Beer makers ended my pretty little hitting streak. Jeeerrrks.
Don't you realize how freezing Alaska is?! You'll come back and be an Eskimo and you'll be Cappy-u-ano the Eskimo and I'll laugh every time I have to hit against you. My off-season hide out is in Arrrrruba.
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...Idiot.
Hey that was entirely Tomo's fault. Don't blame me, I was rooting for you.
...if I turn into Cappy-u-ano the Eskimo, do I have to wear a fur parka when I pitch?
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I am most definitely NOT an idiot. Gosh.
AND THEN HE HIT ME IN THE PRETTY LITTLE FACE! OH MY GOODNESS! I think you Brewers had a conspiracy against me! If ya'll wouldn'ta HIT ME SO MANY TIMES! I might still have a hitting streak.
Yes. You do. That's what Eskimos do. Wear fur parkas. And hunt seals. DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HUNT SEALS?! They're so cute. Why would you ever want to HUNT A SEAL?
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To cut off its head, insulate your body with it's fat and eat it. Then make swimfins out of its flippers.
Grossed out and crying yet?
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Too bad you didn't reach that 18-win benchmark. 8D
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