So yeah, I didn't even know until earlier that in every start this season I've given up 3 ER or less. Hm. Guess that means I'm awesome or something. (?)

I'm telling you, I really really don't keep track of these things. Journalists study stats waaaaayyyy too hard, in my humble opinion.

In other news, let's all give a big fucking salut to Mr. ( Read more... )

I want to go to Alaska. No idea why, but it would be an awesome thing to do.

I didn't win. But the team did. So yay. JJ, stop hurting yourself or you're fired.

My main concern is, why don't I get to be a Master of American Comics character?

I'm not going to complain.

I refuse to, because after Hendrickson's outing -- even if I had to take the loss, I still looked pretty damn good in comparison. Ouch. Poor Captain Peroxide.

And besides, I had secure comfort back at the hotel. Assurance of forgetting about baseball, you know. And it damn well worked.

Anyway I finally tracked down msmilwaukee ( Read more... )

Let's just say I hate everything and leave it at that, mkay?

10 H, 6 IP. What the hell happened?

Possibly separated shoulder. Not mine of course, but under the circumstances I might prefer a stint of my own on the DL.

Why doesn't someone run over my dog and burn down my house while you're at it?

Yep, that's me. Owning Chicago. Again ( Read more... )

The Brewers' plea to find the fan who caught J.J. Hardy's home run Saturday - one of a record-tying five in the fourth inning - was answered with an early phone call Monday morning. Club vice president Tyler Barnes said the club was in the process of working out an exchange of souvenir items for the ball. Oddly enough, the ball hit by Damian Miller ( Read more... )

Excuse my being late, I was distracted. Ahem.

GOD that felt good. After suffering a brief period of wanting to kill Morgan Ensberg, this was the conclusion I ended on. Damn good. But is there any way I'll be able to get through at least one game without giving up a home run? Someday ( Read more... )

1-2's not terrible, but I'm not feeling that 20-game energy this season so much. Eh.

But consecutively retiring Reyes, Lo Duca, et al., felt nice. Woulda been just peachy if I could have kept it up. But hey, ERA's under 4 and it's still early. Meaning I still have time to screw that up before it's over ( Read more... )

Ah, the offseason.

Overwhelmed.
Overjoyed.
Oversexed.

And now it's just over. This means I can stop being a wicked antisocial mass of horrible-ness now. Because, as some have said, "omg" (?) I'm too spoiled for my own good.

... So anyway nine days. Yyyyay.

Post Script:

Why. The fuck. Does Getty have my picture labeled as Jeff Capuano? Would ( Read more... )

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