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[chris_capuano]

Let's just say I hate everything and leave it at that, mkay?

10 H, 6 IP. What the hell happened?

Possibly separated shoulder. Not mine of course, but under the circumstances I might prefer a stint of my own on the DL.

Why doesn't someone run over my dog and burn down my house while you're at it?

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[doug_davis]

3 Earned Runs. THREE. Wtf are you talking about. You weren't shelled, you gave up a lot of hits but you got out of it.
We should have won that game--but the bullpen couldn't finish it out, and ya know..that happens.

You and I both need to stop slitting our wrists after bad outings, except yours aren't bad. Just mine. :X

[chris_burke2]

YEAH WTF. Tell him, Doug!!

[chris_capuano]

Sometimes I kind of want our bullpen to die, but if I said that chances are I'd get the boot. Thusly I remain silent.

The point is that everyone was off their game, I think. Next time'll be better. No wrist slittage.

neeeeeed choooocolaaaate

[chris_burke2]

What the hell happened?

SHUT UP, CAPS. 6 IP, 3 ER, 1 BB, 2 points below the league average in ERA and you're leading your club in Innings Pitched AND strikeouts. You are the sex, and you know it. We can ignore that 10 hits part because they didn't score. HMPH, they don't count. Snubbage.

Possibly separated shoulder. Not mine of course, but under the circumstances I might prefer a stint of my own on the DL.

Dislocated, actually. Too bad that doesn't leave a mark so I can show it off everywhere and look tough! That'd almost make it worthwhile if I could go all piratey and like wear a wifebeater and show off my scars sittin' around in the bar. DON'T YOU EVEN TALK ABOUT going on the DL. I will hunt you down and slap you a couple a times. I'd been sitting for days anyway, so it doesn't make a whole lotta difference with me gone. If you were gone, all the sportscasters would have to find someone else to ignore about being the ACE of the staff.

Why doesn't someone run over my dog and burn down my house while you're at it?It's really

you are in serious trouble, mr.

[chris_capuano]

Yeahbut.

Don't DO THAT. Do not ever hit a wall that hard again in your life or I will hunt you down and slap you a couple times. I almost lost my sanities last night, you know. And if I were rushed to the ER in a severe anxiety attack, we'd both be down and then you would feel bad for making me panic. And then we would both be stuck sitting idly in our respective cities, you would be short an arm, I would be short a brain, and you would have to feed me Prozac for the rest of my life. With your one good arm.

No good can come of this being injured business, see.

By the way I'm telling John you said that.

[msmilwaukee]

Don't go all EMO on me before you get to San Diego, ok? If I deal with one more emo person I think I'll die or something.

You don't hate everything. Or... we can only hope you don't hate everything because if ya did that would mean you hate me. You don't hate me, right?

Just shake this outing off, and do better next time.

One more game (today), off day tomorrow, and then you'll be in San Diego. Be happy. San Diego will be fun!

[chris_capuano]

Haha emo... When you put it like that, I feel instantly better.

Aw no I don't hate you. How could I?

San Diego is a definite promise of fun, yeah.

[msmilwaukee]

Good, I've done my job.

Good, if you hated me I would be ver, very, sad.

Yep!! Cause San Diego is just a fun place to be! ;)