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[chris_capuano]

So yeah, I didn't even know until earlier that in every start this season I've given up 3 ER or less. Hm. Guess that means I'm awesome or something. (?)

I'm telling you, I really really don't keep track of these things. Journalists study stats waaaaayyyy too hard, in my humble opinion.

In other news, let's all give a big fucking salut to Mr.

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[coreyhart1]

Hmm.... Looks like I'm doing better than you. My ERA is Zero. Heehee.

Oh yeah, and it's only a matter of time before I'm smacking the ball across the parking lot and into the river like Prince. I've got some power, ya know.

[chris_burke2]

Mine's negative. Bam.

Caps can smack the ball outta the park, too!

...no wait. That'd mean hitting it. Commence haughty laughter.

[chris_capuano]

You take care of the BA, I'll take care of the pitching. Deal?

I've got some power, ya know.
Is there proof of this?

[chris_burke2]

Hee ya go! Go here: http://www.phillyblog.com/philly/showthread.php?t=13459

Or here: http://www.rateitall.com/t-4121-philadelphia-sushi.aspx

THE BOREDNESS IS SPREADING ACROSS THE LAND, devouring all in its wretched, ruthless path, just like The Nothing! QUICK, rename the emepress.

[chris_burke2]

Hi, me. This is a notice to say, you're retarded. E-m-p-r-e-s-s.

[chris_capuano]

Hi, Chris. This is a notice to confirm said retardation.

Carry on.

[mark_texeira]

Motion seconded.

[mark_texeira]

To Mr. Fielder:

big fucking salut.